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Discussion in 'Star Wars: Future Films - Spoilers Allowed' started by Darth Chiznuk, May 7, 2019.

  1. Jedi Master Frizzy

    Jedi Master Frizzy Force Ghost star 7

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    So no more volume projects pls ;)
     
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  2. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Retired Superninja star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    It would be better if people stopped blaming the Volume whenever they don’t like something. ;)
     
  3. Jedi Master Frizzy

    Jedi Master Frizzy Force Ghost star 7

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    Sure but it is a problem now. Outside few projects volume just makes it worse unless you got the ones who know how to use it.
     
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  4. EHT

    EHT Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Like cameras. If it weren't for that technology, a lot of bad filmmakers wouldn't be able to make their bad films.
     
  5. Oissan

    Oissan Chosen One star 7

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    Personally, I'd blame the move away from silent movies. Back then you had no bad dialogue! [face_not_talking]

    [face_clown]
     
  6. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Retired Superninja star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    No it isn’t. It’s just a filmmaking tool and like any any other filmmaking tool it can be used improperly but that’s on the filmmaker’s not the tool. It’s the same argument people made against the use of CGI and it’s equally incorrect.
     
  7. Bor Mullet

    Bor Mullet Force Ghost star 8

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    Please place this as the top of every page here, in flashing multi-colored papyrus font.
     
  8. TCF-1138

    TCF-1138 Anthology/Fan Films/NSA Mod & Ewok Enthusiast star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    The Volume can be absolutely seamless. The set for The Client's office in season 1 of The Mandalorian consisted of a desk. The rest of it is The Volume. There are scenes in Andor that were shot on The Volume. Can you tell which?

    It's almost as if...
    ...Chiznuk is entirely correct.
     
  9. Pro Scoundrel

    Pro Scoundrel New Films Expert At Modding Casual star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Dude, the Volume is "WOKE", and you know it.

    Did you know that it shows women at a higher resolution than anything else, so that they can shove their agenduh down our throats? Well, now you know.

    Also, the real tatooine looks nothing like that. It's false representation, to support their agenduh.

    Go WOKE, go broke! Turn The Volume Down!
     
  10. starfish

    starfish Chosen One star 5

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    so it's settled, the next star wars will be a silent film with the volume, what could go wrong
     
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  11. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    You just described my ideal Star Wars film. Homage Murnau's Faust and I'm renting an entire theatre.
     
  12. Bor Mullet

    Bor Mullet Force Ghost star 8

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    The entire saga should be remade inside the Volume and without sound, until the final film, the Rise of Volume, when they turn up the volume at the end for effect. This saga should be rebranded The Volume Saga (Without Volume). This is such a good idea that Lucasfilm will shortly copyright the following titles.

    The Volume Menace
    Attack of the Volume
    Revenge of the Volume
    A New Volume
    The Volume Strikes Back
    Return of the Volume
    The Volume Awakens
    The Last Volume
    The Rise of Volume
     
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  13. Happy Sando

    Happy Sando Jedi Master star 4

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    I'd watch that saga all the way up to Episode XI.
     
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  14. DarkGingerJedi

    DarkGingerJedi Chosen One star 7

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    How could you miss Rogue Volume. It's the best of the Disney Era.
     
  15. Bor Mullet

    Bor Mullet Force Ghost star 8

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    I especially loved it when Admiral Volume said “I say we Volume!”
     
  16. Sarge

    Sarge Wacky Wednesday winner! star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    Han has no voice, so, ironically, we will name him Han... Volume.
     
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  17. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    “You have to kill things you no longer believe in, just like Kylo Ren said in a trilogy we at Disney consider a failure, which is why I have greenlit pre-production and casting for more films with those characters. And that’s not easy in this business, because either you’ve gotten started, you have some sunk costs, or it’s a relationship with either your employees or with the creative community,” Iger said. “It’s not an easy thing, but you got to make those tough calls. We’ve actually made those tough calls. We’ve not been that public about it, but we’ve killed a few projects already that we just didn’t feel were strong enough.”

    hai doggy
     
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  18. jedijax

    jedijax Force Ghost star 6

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    I vol ume
    I know
     
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  19. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    I'll allow it.
     
  20. Oissan

    Oissan Chosen One star 7

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    Christopher Nolan will make a Star Wars movie? :eek:
     
  21. Siphonophore

    Siphonophore Chosen One star 5

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    I'd like to see Wookiee Hair Volume, with the tagline "Kashyyyk.... so chic! "
     
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  22. Lulu Mars

    Lulu Mars Chosen One star 5

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    In the Volume Saga, there are no wookiees - just WOKEys.
     
  23. Intergalactic Lawman

    Intergalactic Lawman Jedi Knight star 3

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    The volume is lazy, and that's why they use it... You get what you deserve.
     
  24. PymParticles

    PymParticles Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    The Volume is a tool like anything else. It is not inherently lazy to use it in the same way that it's not inherently preferable to do location shooting or film against a green screen. It's all in the execution.
     
  25. Jedi Master Frizzy

    Jedi Master Frizzy Force Ghost star 7

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    I love more real locations then volume. Mandalorian looks good with it and And Kenobi you felt the volume. I am nervous about the Mandalorian and Grogu movie with Heavy volume!
     
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