TOP 5 songs about ...

What noise does a badger make? Does it bark?

 

Bugger you and all your pink stripy badger nonsense to hell for all eternity!

//regains composure

Ahem.

No, it wasn't. As I have numerous times said, (if you were listening you would know), the badger is locked in my garage waiting to be repaired. It didn't pass it's most recent MOT.

 

TTG...Luci wants to bugger you

 

And in come the moderators!

 

> What noise does a badger make? Does it bark?

LOL

Yup, it barks..unless it's pink with yellow ears...in which case it keeps saying, "Lucifer, Lucifer put me in a jiffy bag and send me to Sheffield"

 

hullo.

That's quite enough of all this you rascals.

I do have one thing to add however.

Growl at the badger.

 

And once again a perfectly good thread about music totally ruined and twisted into something base and ugly.

LOL.

 

Seriously man, would you want it any other way?

 

Never deny the power of the Lowest Common Denominator.

 

TOP 5 songs to get your toes a-tappin on the dance floor or boogie-ing on down...

 

The birdie song?

 

Lonnie Liston Smith: Expansions
Wilson Pickett: Midnight Hour
Nu Shooz: Can't Wait
Gap Band: Outstanding
Jocelyn Brown: Somebody Elses Guy

 

how about Abba? Personally hate it but it seems to get everyone moving at a good old knees up.

 

one of my favourite albums. I have most of the songs as 12" vinyl, but this is convienient.

[link=http://uk.music.yahoo.com/albums/4/1/1/4116014.html]100% Pure groove[/link]

 

Yeah...

1 Dancing Queen
2 Relight my Fire
3 Uptown Girl
4 Tragedy
5 Wannabe...


Hey...I is a girl!

 

Oh god...

I found lovin' - the fatback band!


Classic!

 

I always find 'gold' gets em moving too.

 

Aw yeah. And Rio!

 

I love 80's groove. And the ol'time Motown hits.

 

and 'hey, hey, we're the monkeys!'

 

What sort of clubs do you go to Alphie?

 

You don't wanna know.


Nah, all the clubs round here are full of garage lovers.

I'm referring to my extensive experiance at family parties.

 

Ahhh I see. That makes sense. Nothing like 80's pop to get a family boogie going. Come On Eileen was always played a lot.....In fact 3 times in an hour at one wedding shindig......

 

Oh yes. I was gonna say that one.

Then theres like...Echo Beach...and Olivers Army and stuff like that...

 

OMG!! Echo Beach. Is Far Away In Time

The 80's groove is all well and good but then you haveta remember songs like Europe, The Final Countdown, which went down well with various long haired males causing them 2 boing up and down on the spot with a pint in each hand thus leaving most ppl crying @ the discotheque