Victoria. BC Truth or dare

[Monty Python] Nooooobody escapes the Spanish Inquisition! Cardinal Fang, bring out...the comfy chair! [/Monty Python]

Truth!

Give me Truth, or give me...um...lies...I guess. I really should have put more though into that...

- Rani

 

Give her a good one, Queen of the Damned!

 

If you could say anything, to any one person, without any fear of consequences, what would you say, and to who?

 

OOOooooohhh!!! That is a GOOD one...

Now tell the truth, Rani!!!

 

Not bad, Shara...

Point of clarification...when you say "no consequences", do you mean I'd need not fear any reprisals, or do you mean that what I'd say wouldn't make any difference?

If I knew that what I'd say wouldn't affect a change for the better, then that would affect my answer...

 

No fear of reprisal.

 

You can't get out of this one by ignoring it, Rani!!!

 

I vote we move on, as Rani is either indisposed or too chicken to answer...

 

so whos next?

 

Oh no we don't! That's against the rules.

 

Well, seeing as we are now 45 days waiting for Rani to answer, and she hasn't even logged in for 20 days...

 

If I could tell anyone, any one thing, without any consequences...

I'd tell Indy to stop routing through my garbage can, he's making the dog bark. *grin*

Okay, no, seriously...(and I think C-4's gonna like this one) I'd tell Derisa's landlady that she's a completely inconsiderate, lying [expletive deleted] and an [expletive adjective and noun deleted] and that she dresses like Peg Bundy from Married With Children. (Totally she behaves like Peg, too.)

*yawn* Okay, who's next?

- Rani

 

Actually that is ME barking!!!

 

Well what do you know? I must have got you two mixed up.

Fifi! Stop routing through the garbage! It's bad enough when Indy does it!



- Rani

 

I don't think I want to know what she's done...

 

I don't think the TF.N server could take the volume of bandwidth, Shara. The misdeeds of "Peg" could fill a book, but the title would be something along the lines of "Darth Bundy, Slumlord of the Sith"

- Rani

 

Truth... if nobody else dares...

(See how I make a pun there?)

 

Okay, Indy, because I've spent the last few days moving Derisa out of her apartment and currently lack the mental capacity to come up with something original, I'm borrowing from "Shara's Big Book of Truth or Dare Questions":

If you could say anything, to any one person, without any fear of consequences, what would you say, and to who?

P.S. Send all copywrite infringement lawsuits to:
"Petty Slumlords in Spiked Heels R Us"
c/o Peg Bundy,
1986 Big Hair Lane
Victoria, BC

 

Bah.

 

Hey, haven't you heard imitation is the sincerest form of flattery?

 

I would tell you that you are crazy to steal Shara's question!!!

Just kidding... thinking on this one...

 

Um...weeeelll...OK, fine.

Lucky no one asked me that question atm.

 

I would tell a bank teller "Give me all your money"...

Still thinking... this is actually a pretty tough question...

 

DARE!!!! (insert ominous music here)