JCC What D&D Monster Are You?!

You are Lolth



Speaking of demon lords, you are a demon lady. You rule a matriarchy with an iron fist, where males are completely subordinate to your whims and often get put in their place when they want to eat ice cream for dessert twice in a day, or when they forget to lock the door when they get into the house, or when they don't buy you anything for Christmas because they are good-natured but forgetful. You can cast spider webs, but this ability pales in comparison to your other profoundly malignant godlike powers.

You are an erinyes.



You are the thinking man's succubus. You don't do that seducing stuff that your chaotic counterparts do: you are a tactician and general in the eternal Blood War between the fiendish races, and when you get to the Material Plane you take evildoers to the Nine Hells of Baator by dragging their mangled bodies after having beaten the crap out of them. You are kind of metal. You carry a magic rope that can magically entangle your victims, making you the Wonder Woman of the Nine Hells from a certain point of view!

 

I love you the most out of any admin or mod in the history of ever.

 

You are a githzerai



You and your kin dwell in the chaotic morass of Limbo, a plane so fraught with wild chaos and nonsense that most planewalkers are a bit in awe of your ability to impose order and stability in those out-of-control lands just by using your considerable mental powers. You are pragmatic to a fault, something not very surprising considering you live in the dark heart of chaos, and your martial prowess brings all the boys to the yard. You don't like githyanki, like, at all.

 

Do me a thing

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$10 if Dani's a Harpy.

 

Rust monster, for sure.

 

You are a beholder



You are perhaps the most iconic monster in the game, and most savvy adventurers tremble when the DM puts your mini on the table. You are the "tyrant eye", a paranoid control-freak that will often viciously lash at whoever shows any hints of weakness. Your multiple eyestalks let you cast a vast array of spells, but it's the anti-magic ray you can shoot with your central eye that makes you universally feared, for you can turn the most-seasoned adventurer into a normie just by blinking your eye.

 

Monster me up!

 

I'm the same as dp4m, I assume?

 

I wonder what I would be.

 

Monster me

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Monster us.

 

Hi!

 

Why not?

 

Hehe.

 

i would also like a monster please.

 

Gimme.

 

I desire to know both my Gay Harry Potter Character and my Monster.

 

You are a giant space hamster



You are big and fluffy. In the Ptolemaic space known as the Phlogiston, you occupy the ecological niche of big mammals. You run on massive wheels that power gnomic spaceships. It's all very complicated. A miniature version of you became popular thanks to some videogame, so you've cameoed in Mass Effect 3. Popular girl!

 

You are a thrax



You are like a nightmare version of an elf. Your only purpose in life is to drink and oh how much you drink. The curse imposed on you means you no longer drink water to survive: you need something more hardcore. Your fingertips end in small suckers that you can use to drain the water of your enemies. You are a bane in your natal world of Athas, using your shadow powers to walk into a sleeping camp, claim your victim, and leave before you are found leaving behind an Olsen-twin-looking dessicated corpse.

 

Go for the eyes, Boo... go for the eyes!!!

 

You are an arcane



You are a mysterious extraplanar creature, efficient but uncaring. You come from a strange place that some believe doesn't really exist. You are blue-skinned and freakishly tall. Even though you are no fighter, you can talk yourself out of most situations. You share a telepathic bond with all your kin, knowing when anything bad has happened to one of them. You are particularly known for collecting stuff, probably including small colored plastic bricks and other completely useless stuff that you like all the same.

 

You are a cranium rat



You are a small pest in Sigil, the City of Doors, and the rest of the multiverse. Even though you are not a danger by yourself, you share a group mind with other cranium rats and, when found in large groups, you can use your hive-mind (rat-pack-mind?) to activate powerful psionic attacks. Your origins have changed through the years: some say you are a messenger for a devious god, some that you are illithid spies, and some videogame or whatever prefers to think you form your own nation: the Many-as-One.