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Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Darth_Smelly, Nov 13, 2010.

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  1. Darth_Smelly

    Darth_Smelly Jedi Master star 4

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    Sip of Woodford Reserve.

    What say you? And please....for our immature members, let's show some decorum and keep it sophisticated and clean.
     
    Darth_Smelly, Nov 13, 2010
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  2. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Did Darth Smelly just say that we should keep it clean?

    OMG IT'S THE SEVENTH SIGN! RUN! HIDE! THE END IS NIGH!
     
    VadersLaMent, Nov 13, 2010
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  3. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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    Getting harder and harder to shock people around here, right?
     
    JoinTheSchwarz , Nov 13, 2010
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  4. ask-the-younglings

    ask-the-younglings Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Balvenie 12 year old Doublewood

    [image=http://www.denysgoedhart.nl/images/whisky/balvenie_doublewood.jpg]

    wood, lol
     
    ask-the-younglings, Nov 13, 2010
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  5. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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    Hmmmmmmmm Balvenie. Good choice.
     
    JoinTheSchwarz , Nov 13, 2010
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  6. tom

    tom Chosen One star 8

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    cinnamon altoid
     
    tom, Nov 13, 2010
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  7. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VI + Deadpool Host/BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Grape flavored schnapps.

    [hl=yellow]They beat Boston!: 2009-2010 L.A. Lakers: Back-to-Back World Champions [/hl]:cool:
     
    DarthTunick , Nov 13, 2010
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  8. Miana Kenobi

    Miana Kenobi Admin Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Water.
     
    Miana Kenobi, Nov 13, 2010
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  9. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    Four Loko. [face_dancing][face_hypnotized]8-}
     
    Aytee-Aytee, Nov 13, 2010
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  10. ask-the-younglings

    ask-the-younglings Jedi Youngling star 5

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    a fag
     
    ask-the-younglings, Nov 13, 2010
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  11. Darth_Smelly

    Darth_Smelly Jedi Master star 4

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    Althought it is fairly obvious, my middle name is Classy. :p
     
    Darth_Smelly, Nov 13, 2010
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  12. epic

    epic Ex Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    a big smelly penis

    what?
     
    epic , Nov 13, 2010
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  13. World_Cup_Wally

    World_Cup_Wally Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Good thread, Quixotic-Sith.
     
    World_Cup_Wally, Nov 13, 2010
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  14. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Vodka and lemonade
     
    Darth Morella, Nov 13, 2010
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  15. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Riunite Lambrusco
     
    VadersLaMent, Nov 13, 2010
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  16. Mar17swgirl

    Mar17swgirl Chosen One star 7

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    Gin&tonic.
     
    Mar17swgirl, Nov 13, 2010
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  17. ask-the-younglings

    ask-the-younglings Jedi Youngling star 5

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    some nuts
     
    ask-the-younglings, Nov 13, 2010
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  18. darth_boy

    darth_boy Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    you're filth.

    PG FORUM MAN
     
    darth_boy, Nov 13, 2010
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  19. DT421

    DT421 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Wow, no bush or pussy jokes yet, so I'll give you a two-for-one...

    [image=http://bp1.blogger.com/_MJ3HiI2bFDg/R68GsFt0HHI/AAAAAAAAAFA/LscqgvxeqCo/s400/funny_bush_04.jpg]

    ..in the mouth, no less.
     
    DT421, Nov 13, 2010
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  20. Darth_Smelly

    Darth_Smelly Jedi Master star 4

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    Brazil? Almonds? Pistachios? Details my brother!
     
    Darth_Smelly, Nov 13, 2010
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  21. ask-the-younglings

    ask-the-younglings Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Pistachios, lightly salted. I'm hoping they'll add a bit of texture to my poop. Never noticed whisky having much of an effect, but it's a pleasant drop of scotch - it spends the last few months of the 12 years in a sherry cask, giving it an interesting sweet note. The bottle's almost dry, but it's lasted me a good while, so can't complain. The fags are Marlboro red... really ought to quit again.
     
    ask-the-younglings, Nov 13, 2010
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  22. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
     
    harpua, Nov 13, 2010
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  23. ask-the-younglings

    ask-the-younglings Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Harps, I can understand that you may not be in a fit state to disambiguate after that feast, but did you put the salt shaker in your mouth or just the cocaine contained therein?
     
    ask-the-younglings, Nov 13, 2010
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  24. darthspino

    darthspino Tucson FF Founding Member star 4

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    Blue moons winter abbey ale, what what!!
     
    darthspino, Nov 13, 2010
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  25. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    T'was a feast fit for a king... and I put the entire shaker in my mouth, of course... anything else would be wasteful.
     
    harpua, Nov 13, 2010
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