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JCC What's your favorite dumb joke?

Discussion in 'Community' started by squir1y, Jun 9, 2014.

  1. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Aug 23, 1999
    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    I'm up.

    I'm up who (I'm a poo)

    *points* HAHAHAHA!
     
  2. Sauntaero

    Sauntaero Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Jul 9, 2003
    My new favourite:

    What's red and bad for your teeth?

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    ...
    ...
    ...

    A brick.
     
  3. duende

    duende Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Apr 28, 2006
    but that's wrong. the answer is ivan drago's boxing glove.
     
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  4. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 16, 2000
    What goes black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, red?
    A seagull and a crow fighting over an apple.
     
  5. Volderon

    Volderon Jedi Master star 4

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    Jul 23, 2007
    A baby seal walks into a club...
     
  6. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Apr 3, 2002
    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Interrupting cow.

    Interru

    MOO!
     
  7. Thuro

    Thuro Jedi Master star 4

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    Nov 7, 2013
    You stole that off of Star Wars Conquest mod didn't you.
     
  8. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 16, 2000
    What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

    You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
     
  9. LifeInTechnicolor

    LifeInTechnicolor Jedi Knight star 3

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    One day a man ran over a rabbit and killed it. He was extremely upset so he stood on the road crying. Soon enough a car comes along, stops and a woman gets out and asks the man what is wrong." I killed this poor bunny!" wailed the man. The woman goes and grabs a bottle of hairspray from her car and sprays it over the rabbit. The rabbit immediately jumps up and starts hopping away. However, he stops every minute or so to wave. The man was amazed," What was in that?" The woman show him the bottle which says," Revives dead hairs and gives them a permanent wave!"
     
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  10. TiniTinyTony

    TiniTinyTony JCC Game Winner star 6 VIP - Game Winner

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    Mar 9, 2003
    How do you kill a circus?
    Go for the juggler.
     
  11. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 8

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    Feb 27, 2013
    Why couldn’t Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle?
    Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.
    [​IMG]
     
  12. DarthIntegral

    DarthIntegral Baseball Draft Commish star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jul 13, 2005
    Two termites walk into a bar. One looks at the other and says "Hey, buddy, where's the bartender?"
     
  13. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 8

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    Why couldn't Bob drive a car?

    Bob's a dolphin.
     
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  14. DarthIntegral

    DarthIntegral Baseball Draft Commish star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jul 13, 2005
    What did the fireman say when he couldn't find his firetruck?

    "Hey, where's my firetruck?"
     
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  15. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Nov 2, 2000
    What do you call a dude with no arms and legs laying on the floor?

    Matt.

    What do you call a guy with no arms and legs hanging on the wall?

    Art.

    What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the ocean?

    Bob.

    There are probably a lot more of those.
     
  16. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 8

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    Feb 27, 2013
    What do you call a deer with no eyes?
    No idea.

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
    Still no idea.

    What do you call a dear with no eyes, no legs and no genitals?
    Still no ****ing idea.
     
  17. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Oct 4, 1998
    I just flew in from Cleveland...
     
  18. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 8

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    Commercial or private flight?
     
  19. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Diggy, you're not very good at this, are you? :p
     
  20. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 8

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    Feb 27, 2013
    I simply made a dumb joke even dumber. Or an anti-joke, I haven't decided yet.
     
  21. Darth Eddie

    Darth Eddie Jedi Master star 4

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    May 14, 2013
    What's blue and smells like red paint?

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    ...Blue paint.
     
  22. TiniTinyTony

    TiniTinyTony JCC Game Winner star 6 VIP - Game Winner

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    Mar 9, 2003
  23. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Aug 11, 2004
    What did the Mexican fire marshal name his sons? José and Hose B.
     
  24. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Oct 4, 1998
    A bum came up to me and said, "I haven't had a bite in days!"...
     
  25. Penguinator

    Penguinator Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    May 23, 2005
    I hear Robert Frost was a pretty cool dude.