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JCC What's your favorite dumb joke?

Discussion in 'Community' started by squir1y, Jun 9, 2014.

  1. heels1785

    heels1785 Skywalker Saga/JCC Manager star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    The Energizer bunny has been arrested.

    He was charged with battery.
     
  2. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    So many villains are over the top. We need more that are...Low-key.

    [​IMG]
     
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  3. StrikerKOJ

    StrikerKOJ Jedi Knight star 3

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    Why does a chicken coup only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
     
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  4. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Did you hear about the movie patron who was abusing the popcorn? He was charged with a salt and buttery.
     
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  5. halibut

    halibut Ex-Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Why are elephants large, grey, and wrinkled?

    Because if they were small, round, and white, they'd be an aspirin.
     
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  6. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

    Roberto
     
  7. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    How do you make a clown cry?

    You kill their family.
     
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  8. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    No, I'm pretty sure Jerry Lewis definitively answered that question, and it's "make him complicit in genocide."
     
  9. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    why is there no aspirin in the jungle?

    because the parrots eat 'em all
     
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  10. James T Kirk

    James T Kirk Jedi Knight star 1

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    What did the one elephant say to the other elephant while looking at the naked man?

    "That's cute, but can he pick up peanuts with it?"
     
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  11. Lazy Storm Trooper

    Lazy Storm Trooper Jedi Master star 4

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    What do you call sleeping lumber?

    Slumber.
     
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  12. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Q - How do you catch a polar bear?
    A - Cut a hole in the ice, and put peas around it. When the polar bear goes for a pea, kick it in the ice hole.
     
  13. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Your momma is so stupid she thinks Nickleback is a refund.
     
  14. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Did you hear about the movie who used too much seasoning on the popcorn?

    He was charged with a salt and buttery.

    Did you hear about the short psychic who escaped prison?

    She was a small medium at large.
     
  15. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Elephant was walking through the jungle when he bumped into mouse. He said "mouse, why am I so big, and strong, and muscular, and you're so small, and puny, and weak?"

    Mouse looked up and said "I've been ill"
     
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  16. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
    because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
     
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  17. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    A Rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender sees them ad asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"
     
  18. Bob Crow

    Bob Crow Jedi Padawan star 1

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  19. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Shakespeare walks into a bar, the barman says "oi, you're bard".
     
  20. halibut

    halibut Ex-Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Somewhat appropriate as I am currently backstage in a production of Midsummer Nights Dream
     
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  21. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Working, or just pucking about?
     
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  22. Hogarth Wrightson

    Hogarth Wrightson Jedi Knight star 4

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    Why are clowns so grumpy in the morning?

    They sleep funny.

    Why are clowns so offensive to others?

    They smell funny.

    etc.
     
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  23. halibut

    halibut Ex-Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I'm playing flute/Thisbe. About to do the play within a play
     
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  24. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    That's hilarious. Fun part. What a delightful way to spend a Sunday afternoon.
     
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  25. halibut

    halibut Ex-Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    When I get the video, I'll upload my suicide scene :p