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Who is the most tortured Superhero?

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by KaineDamo, Jan 26, 2003.

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  1. slimybug

    slimybug Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    A superhero, the Punisher is not.

    and KaineDaimo, There is a Very big chance ofMJ comicng back to Peter. Vonsidering it's not a chance and ATUALLY HAPPENING.

    Oh yeah, and what do you mean he WAS married to MJ. They never divorced.

    DartSuperBatPooh: Actually, very few Superheroes are really motivated to fight crime. or at least ina suffering way. Most superheroes just go "Hey, cool powers. might as well ue them to help mankind."
    Batman, Robin, Spider-Man, and DareDevil were the only guys that were really put into fighting crime.
     
  2. gotyoda

    gotyoda Jedi Youngling star 3

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    I think Handy Man Was tortured pretty bad but only by other peoples comments not by physical pain.
     
  3. KaineDamo

    KaineDamo Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Did i say WAS?? a simple typo.
     
  4. Ikhnaton

    Ikhnaton Jedi Master star 4

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    definitely superman. i mean, this guy not only lost his parents, but his whole frikkin planet. sure he's got all the super human powers, but he ends up helping the entire world, not just metropolis. he basically has the weight of the world on his shoulders.

    spiderman has nothing on supe.
     
  5. B'omarr

    B'omarr Jedi Master star 6

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    I'd say it's a tie between Gary Coleman and Michael Landon. They both were angels who were sent to earth by god to help people out. That must really suck, to be up in Heaven, diggin' the good life, and then have to come back to Earth to help out fat people who aren't motivated to exercise.
     
  6. KaineDamo

    KaineDamo Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Spawn's gonna go to hell?? Bummer!
     
  7. bluebereft

    bluebereft Jedi Youngling star 1

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    The audience. We have to die of excitement everytime our favourite superhero gets into trouble. Since death or suffering seems to be the determining factor, hey, why not us?
    =p

    On a less corny note, I would say Darth Vader. If you would consider him a superhero, that is.
     
  8. DarthPhelps

    DarthPhelps Jedi Master star 5

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    Some great cases have been made for the most tortured superheroes. Hulk, Batman, Spider-Man, Spawn...they are all right up there.

    So, although he's may not be all that tortured, and not really a superhero, I'll toss out a new name:

    Magneto.

    Hey, he'd been put through hell with the Holocaust, and although he's commonly thought of as a villian, he's really just a tortured soul. A tragic character.

    All he wants is for the world to live in peace. Ebony & Ivory, livin' together in harmony; side by side on his keyboard...I digress.

    Constantly stopping him from achieving his dreams is his best friend. His best friend! Some friend.

    Poor guy.


    Seriously, I cannot decide on who is the MOST tortued superhero, but I'd say that the top two might be Batman and Spawn.
     
  9. Leonard_Shelby

    Leonard_Shelby Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I'd definitely say Orgazmo.

    [image=http://monsite.wanadoo.fr/CelticCircleCineZone/images/2-picture8.gif]


    I mean, the guy is a simple, ultra-conservative mormon from Utah--just tryin' to spread the word of the Gospel to the masses of Hollywood. And then all of a sudden this gangster porn director forces him to do adult movies against his will...under pain of torture and death....

    It doesn't get to be much more torture than that, my friends... ;)



    :p


    My other choices would have to be either Batman, Spider-man or Spawn.... ;) :D



    Shelby
     
  10. DarthSapient

    DarthSapient Jedi Youngling star 10

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    Who is the most tortured Superhero?

    That would be Married Man.
     
  11. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    ^OMG, DarthSapient. :D


    Married Man, Married Man
    Drives around in a mini-van
    Got a wife and some kids
    His whole life's on the skids

    Hey there There goes the Married Man

    Hows he feel? Listen dude
    This poor guy's really screwed
    Hangin on, by a thread
    Quart of milk, loaf of bread

    Hey There, There goes the Married Man

    Got a big-ass grill
    Buys his clothes at the Gap
    And he's just about
    had enough of this crap

    Married Man Married Man
    Friendly Neighborhood Married Man
    Life for him has no zing
    Wife won't let him do a thing

    She says, its about time he grew up
    Wherever there's a screw up
    Here comes the Married Man!

    :D

    I love that show, I miss the South.
     
  12. DarthNomis

    DarthNomis Jedi Knight star 6

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    F. Scott Fitzgerald said: "Show me a hero and I'll show you a tragedy.".

    In General All of them are Torture but they fight to over come it for the better of others..that's what make them A Hero.

    But if I had to boil it down to the most it got to be BATMAN .

    [image=http://www.intuitivewebdesigns.com/comics/graphics/batman/batman.jpg]

    Most of the others that have been mentioned were heroes as a result of some unfortunate occurance in their life, but Batman willfully decided to torture himself by going out every night to stop the "murder" of his parents by waging an unbeatable war against crime.

    In the comics to get access to the Batcave he turns the grandfather clock in the mansion above to the time his parents got shot, talk about self torture.

    Follow closely is Jon Sable . His originally face paint in his Origin is the Ashes of his burn home and family (wife and kids) after they were brutally murdered.

    [image=http://www.twomorrows.com/comicbookartist/media/08sablecover300.jpg]
     
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