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"Who would win if x fought y?"

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Emperor_Billy_Bob, Apr 19, 2007.

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  1. Dc_10

    Dc_10 Jedi Padawan star 4

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  2. Spiderfan

    Spiderfan Jedi Knight star 5

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    Indeed and as I stated before, were the battle to go long term I am sure you would be correct. But my understanding was the thread was based on single battle confrontations, not repeat conflicts. Were this a single battle as I believe the intention to be, I simply don't see the Cylons having much of a chance.

    And as you stated the Cylons had to disappear for four decades to formulate an effective plot to take down humanity, and they are still in pursuit of that goal. Humanity being a far less dangerous adversary than the Borg, has proven to be an adequate foil against the Cylon plans. Not to mention they required the element of surprise in just about every attack, against an enemy they had spent decades studying. Thats not an advantage they have against the Borg in either case.
     
  3. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Score:

    Cylons 3

    Borg 14

    Winner: Resistance was futile, and now they have hot cylons in their ranks, The Borg

    I shall put up a new fight later tonight.
     
  4. Jansons_Funny_Twin

    Jansons_Funny_Twin Jedi Knight star 6

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    I stand proudly with my toaster-loving companions when I say, "Screw you, Locutus."

    :p
     
  5. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    IMO I would figure that the Cylons would infiltrate the Borg, retain their identities, and simply take over. OR, they would possibly become some form of hybrid that would renounce their Cylonhood and take out both the Borg and any remaining non-Borg Cylons.
     
  6. Chancellor_Ewok

    Chancellor_Ewok Chosen One star 7

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    Assimilation doesn't seem to work that way though. If the experiences of Picard and Seven are any indication, the individual drone's personality does seem to remain intact, but submerged.
     
  7. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    I just think Cylon will power will be far superior and they would not remain submerged, but oh well.

    Ok, it is time for an ultimate showdown. Lock the doors, hide the kids, this could hurt.

    Ripped shirt Kirk Vs Chuck Norris.

    [image=http://allyourtrekarebelongto.us/kirkript.jpg]

    [image=http://www.multileggedcreature.info/Trekker/images/tn_amok_fight_kirk_panting_n_bleeding.jpg]

    Vs

    [image=http://www.blackfive.net/photos/uncategorized/chuck_will_kick_your_ass.jpg]

    [image=http://www.jeremyinc.com/images/chuck_norris_toilet_paper2.PNG]

    Warning: Due to the possibility of severe damage to the Earth as the result of this battle it has been located to this base on the moon:

    [image=http://www.patrawlings.com/images/large/S162.jpg]

    GO!

    (Remember to please make your official vote in bold please, ty.

     
  8. Chancellor_Ewok

    Chancellor_Ewok Chosen One star 7

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    *anticiptes flood of essential Chuck Norris facts*
     
  9. Spike2002

    Spike2002 Former FF-UK RSA and Arena Manager star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Chuck Norris
     
  10. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Chosen One star 7

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    Chuck Norris.
     
  11. Sith_Sensei__Prime

    Sith_Sensei__Prime Chosen One star 6

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    The Wookie Chuck Norris
     
  12. darthOB1

    darthOB1 Force Ghost star 5

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    [face_laugh] these are great!

    All ripped shirt Kirk would have to do it let his stunt doubles take the beating.
    His 24th century resorsfulness would allow him to counter any move the mighty Chuck Norris could throw at him.
    He'd find a huge syrofoam rock and smash Chucky to a pulp!

    Ripped Shirt Kirk
     
  13. DarthNotsonice

    DarthNotsonice Jedi Master star 5

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    Chuck Norris would beat Kirk like a rented mule.
     
  14. Jedi Merkurian

    Jedi Merkurian New Films Rumor Naysayer star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Thigns will initially go badly for the Captain, but then, heard in the background, is music from Amok Time. Y'all know the piece I'm talking about [face_skull]

    [image=http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_captkirk_preview.jpg]
    Kirk, FTW
     
  15. Yodas-evil-twin

    Yodas-evil-twin Jedi Knight star 5

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    [image=http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_ingenuity.jpg]
    Kirk
     
  16. Idiots Array

    Idiots Array Jedi Knight star 5

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    This match up should be retitled to "Roundhouse Kick vs. Double-fist Uppercut" because that's the only move that each respective combatant knows. :p
     
  17. Grand_Admiral_Grant

    Grand_Admiral_Grant Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    What? Is this serious? This isnt a contest. Chuck pwns Kirk.
     
  18. SkyeLightrider

    SkyeLightrider Jedi Knight star 6

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    Kirk for the following reasons:

    1) The motivational posters described above.

    2) Kirk's shirt is gold. He isn't some silly redshirt. I mean, things that kill redshirts instanly do what to Kirk? Oh no, the shirt got torn boo hoo. It's like redshirts are made of tissue paper and gold shirts are kevlar.

    3) As a corralary, any time Norris attacks, some redshirt will stumble in and take the hit, as required by plot device.

    4) Norris may have all the facts, but a statistical analysis of Star Trek indicates Kirk always gets the ladies.

     
  19. Darth_Omega

    Darth_Omega Force Ghost star 6

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    Kirk /biased.
     
  20. darthOB1

    darthOB1 Force Ghost star 5

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    [face_laugh]
    That my friend is exactly what I was talkin' 'bout!
     
  21. Jedi_Johnson

    Jedi_Johnson Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Captain Kirk easy. Nothing can stop him.
     
  22. Idiots Array

    Idiots Array Jedi Knight star 5

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    After giving this some thought I'll have to vote for Kirk also. However, his victory only comes as a technicality. Normally, Chuck Norris would triumph easily. But as Skye pointed out, Kirk will never be injured more severely than a few bruises and the aforementioned ripped shirt. There will always be a redshirt getting in the way of any finishing blow. Thus, Kirk can never be defeated.

    Chuck Norris can be defeated as has been shown by Bruce Lee. Bruce is a far superior fighter when compared to Kirk but the redshirt factor eventually tips the scales in Kirk's favor.

    A fight between Bruce Lee and Kirk would last for all eternity.
     
  23. dp4m

    dp4m Mr. Bandwagon star 10

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    I can always count on you to beat me to the punch! :D
     
  24. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Score:

    Ripped Shirt Kirk: 7

    Chuck: 5


    *Astronomers on Earth turned their telescopes towards the Moon and saw they did the eruptions of Moon rock being hurled into space*
     
  25. DarthNotsonice

    DarthNotsonice Jedi Master star 5

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    Don't tell Tolian Soran that. [face_shhh]
     
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