"Who would win if x fought y?"

Star Trek weird forehead guys > Stargate weird forehead guys

 

I agree that training counts for alot, but from a biological standpoint a Klingon will come out on top against a Jaffa everytime. Klingons possess secondary organs for ALL of their bodys' vital functions, even brain activity. Hence Worf was able to survive Dr. Crusher surgically removing his spine. Jaffa, on the other hand, are totally dependant on their larval Gou'auld for their enhanced strenght and healing abilitys. Without Junior, Teal'c is just another human.

Worf FTW.

 

Ah yes. The good old "talk up the bad guy" syndrome. They are so horrible, they are nearly invincible and they can defeat anyone... until they run into an overweight space captain played by William Shatner.

 

While I do like Teal'c, my vote goes to WORF, SON OF MOGH.

Warrior_of_Mandalore Strikes Again!

 

I guess I'll go with Worf despite his falling into the trap of being the "tough guy" who gets his butt kicked be any particular episodes "new threat" so everyone is forced to accept the toughness of that new threat. I call it Colossus Syndrome for you comic fans out there.

 

Worf.

 

Worf

 

Current results:

Worf: 12
Teal'c: 3

Battle continues!

Note: The staragate dude knows McGuyver!

 

It has been established that Worf is a great warrior among a species who's biology, culture and lifestyle all stress combat above all else.

Worf easily.

p.s. Plus Stargate is, c'mon... Stargate.

 

I have to go with Teal'c. Both are warriors, both are great in a fight, both have kick ass weapons, but I think Teal'c accelerated healing is the edge he needs.





Indeed.

 

Teal'c.

 

Worf

If you were any other man I would kill you where you stand!

 

Worf, He was taught by a woman.

 

Teal'C, no contest.

 

Worf.
Just....because.

 

I think they're pretty evenly matched... I don't care who wins, that would just be an awesome fight.

 

Final Results:

Teal'c- 5
Worf- 17

The klingon wins!


Next up, a catfight! Meow! Thanks to VadersLaMent for the suggestion!

[image=http://www.chrisdien.com/paintings/blackcatoil.jpg]
Black Cat


vs


[image=http://www.comicblog.de/wp-content/upload/catwoman_copycat.jpg]
Catwoman


Let battle begin!

 

Interesting... Spiderman's gf vs. Batman's gf.

While Batman > Spiderman, I think I have to go with the Black Cat here.

Excellent battle of the pussy cats though...

 

We're talking about two *ahem* well endowed women dressed in tight leather having a cat fight. Does it matter who wins?

 

*fixed

 

Catwoman fo sho, she's ferocious

 

If do a gooogle image search for "black cat marvel" you may come across someone's rathy naughty rendition of Black Cat Vs Catwoman.

Anyway, [image=http://www.forbiddenplanet.co.uk/images/D/D3133.jpg], the Black Cat gets my vote as far as fights go, mostly because of the luck power. And yeah, I think she's more apt to put out.

And now a lil' something from Burt Bacharach:

What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah

Pussycat, Pussycat
I've got flowers
And lots of hours
To spend with you.
So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose!

Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat nose!

What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah

Pussycat, Pussycat
You're so thrilling
And I'm so willing
To care for you.
So go and make up your cute little pussycat face!

Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat face!

What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah

Pussycat, Pussycat
You're delicious
And if my wishes
Can all come true
I'll soon be kissing your sweet little pussycat lips!

Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat lips!
You and your pussycat eyes!
You and your pussycat nose!

 

Black Cat. Although Pfeiffer's Catwoman was excellent.