Yoshees Epitaph

wheeee, needles!!

*pokes Enji with a needle*

 

That is not a good idea

 

don't worry, I'm a professional. I'm Enji's nemesis

 

OK, but don't say I didn't warn you.

 

Cob! You're evil!

Damn you and your needles... grrr. Use them on someone who deserves them instead. Like... like... Richie!

 

Don't be so foolish, I am Mandalorian.
No needles can hurt me.

 

You've obviously not encountered Cobble's needles...

 

True, and I don't plan to.

flies away

 

well, then there's only one thing I can do..

*continues to poke Enji*

 

I feel humiliated.

*grabs Cobble and throws her into a box filled with jelly*

 

*pulls Enji with me*

 

Eeeeeeeeeeek! [face_shocked]

Ick, it's sticky!

 

Mmmmmmmmm, Jelly.

 

well Enji you brought this upon yourself... now shall we pull Richie in here with us or shall we get out of here?

 

climbs on board star ship and flies away from Earth.

What ya gonna catch me with?
A rope? (I doubt theres a rope that long)
Mind power (No mind has that much power unless your Steven Hawking)
Tractor beam (Shouldn't have said anything, why do I have to keep blabbing about everything?)

 

We'lll just use the Cobbit Mind Trick.

*pulls Richie into jelly*

Hmm, it's getting crowded here...

*climbs out and leaves Cobble and Richie alone*

 

fires grappling hook into ceiling & winches out of Jelly

Now I've got Jelly stuck in my armour.
And in my jet thrusters so I can't fly.

plods off slowly

 

Great! Now, where's Cob and her needles...?

 

Dunno.............

 

I'm here!

*super-cobby flies out of jelly*



*pokes Richie with needles*

 

I would say it hurts.......but I can't

climbs on large kangaroo & hops away

 

[face_shocked]

come back!

 

A KANGAROO??? In Britain??? [face_shocked]

Isn't it a very bumpy ride?

 

Not much different to a camel.

EDIT> Never put the words "bumpy" & "ride" in the same sentance.

 

You have a dirty mind...