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Discussion in 'Community' started by Juliet316 , Apr 14, 2016.

  1. Juliet316

    Juliet316 SFTC Bonanza Winner star 10

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    You look at one of the NOW music compliations in B&N and there's not a single song you recognize.
     
  2. Debo

    Debo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    You remember when Frank Sinatra had a hit song. Yes, folks.
     
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  3. darth_gersh

    darth_gersh Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    You were happy because Dallas just won a Super Bowl.
     
  4. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    When your first concert experience was the Osmond Brothers.
     
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  5. SWpants

    SWpants Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    One of my students today told me he grew up playing Star Wars monopoly
     
  6. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Bitterest Ex-Mod star 10

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    Juliet to be fair I don't think at any point in time a compilation album of the most popular pop songs included Dr Who soundtracks or WWE entrance themes.
     
  7. DebonaireNerd

    DebonaireNerd Jedi Master star 5

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    I made an old guy feel young again because he thought I was a doppelganger of Buddy Holly.
     
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  8. GregMcP

    GregMcP Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    When the members of your favourite bands start dying of natural causes.
     
  9. Master_Lok

    Master_Lok Force Ghost star 6

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    Being able to mention 5-8 films of several old school martial artists, but only with 1 with Scott Adkins.

    Better one: seeing Bruce Dickenson's first tour with Iron Maiden (Maiden opened for Judas Priest.)
     
  10. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    when your bones hurt, you can't control your bladder, and every waking moment you long for death's sweet release.
     
  11. GregMcP

    GregMcP Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Oh god. Two out of three there.
     
  12. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    They start automatically giving you senior citizen discounts at restaurants, without you ever even asking for one.
     
  13. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    ....You look at Star Wars toys on store shelves, and remember when there wasn't LEGOs, Hot Wheels, and other suck toy staples with the SW logo on them, pretty much just Kenner's action figures in their black and silver packaging,
     
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  14. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    Or you remember the Christmas when you got Kenner IOUs for STAR WARS toys, rather than the toys, themselves.
     
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  15. DebonaireNerd

    DebonaireNerd Jedi Master star 5

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    When all you want is your two front teeth for Christmas.
     
  16. GregMcP

    GregMcP Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    When the hairdresser offers to trim your eyebrows and ear hairs.
     
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  17. JediYvette

    JediYvette Pacific RSA emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Luckily, this doesn't happen too often, but once I put on a skirt and thought maybe it is too short for someone my age.
    And I was watching Gargoyles yesterday and realized it was now old even to drink.
     
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  18. Kerr_Plunk

    Kerr_Plunk Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    what was the question?
     
  19. Master_Lok

    Master_Lok Force Ghost star 6

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    You constantly utter "What?" "Where?" "Who?"
     
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  20. GregMcP

    GregMcP Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    "Could you get the thing from the thing?"
    Because you forget names of things.
     
  21. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    When I get out of the shower, it takes longer to dry my beard than my hair.
     
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  22. Rylo Ken

    Rylo Ken Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Still bitter about Bo Derek taking away Farrah's sex symbol spotlight.
     
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  23. morrison85

    morrison85 Jedi Master star 5

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    Your fav athletes have either retired or are younger than you .
     
  24. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    You don't have a clue what songs are being parodied now on Weird Al's albums.
     
  25. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    you suffer horribly from Werner Syndrome and realize there is no cure and you only have 15 years left to live