You might be a Redneck Jedi if........

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You ever uttered the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.

At least one wing of your X-wing is primer colored.

You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.

You describe the taste of an Ewok as "jus' like chicken."

You have ever had a B-wing up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on planet Dagobah is "them dadgum skeeters."

Wookies are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you wouldn't have to wait for a commercial.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot!"

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

You have a confederate flag painted on your flight helmet.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

You kinda think that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire "them damn Yankees."

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

In your opinion, that Cee-Threepio fellow "just ain't right."

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a Lazy-Boy recliner.

The REAL reason you got into a fight in the cantina was because you ordered Bud Light...and they didn't have it.

You knew Princess Leia was your sister all along.

 

found another one.....

your lightsaber is rent-to-own.

 

ha ha ha ha ha
that was one of the funniest things i have ever read

 

The noobs are easily entertained

Funny how something so old can still be so funny.

 

are you calling me a n00b? cause i kinda am.

but still. HEY!

 

whats a noob

 

Ummmm...

Tim has a primer colored X-wing.

 

NAW! But, it is made outta wood. FLOL!

 

You might be a Jedi Redneck if..........




Your landspeeder is a Pinto.

 

....and not the car, a horse.

 

LOL. You da man, Tim. Someday if Rachel lets me, I should try to make a TIE ultralight, and then we could have dogfights. LOL.

 

You might be a Jedi Redneck if..........




You only let yur sister wear the gold bikini.

 

You might be a Jedi Redneck if..........




your idea of a pod-race is puttin' the young'uns in some old tires and rollin' em down yonder hill!

 

You might be a Jedi Redneck if..........




you don't worry about Storm Troopers comin' around on account of the drought.

 

You might be a Jedi Redneck if..........




all the other bounty-hunters standin' around Bobba Fett ARE yur cousins.

 

You fix your light saber with a little bit a duck tape

 

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whats a noob

that'd be you


lol, okay, I think I'm done being mean for the night...mmmmaaaaaybeee

 

OH, GO.............SHAVE!!!! FLOL!

 

3 words

sparklie red panties

 

i'm not taking crap from someone who didn't dress up

 

ROFLMAO.

 

You might be a redneck Jedi if...





You refer to Tuskens as "them pesky critters."

 

or "them darn varmits"

 

sparkly red panties

you might be a redneck jedi if...

your land speeder has a red rag for a gas cap