The top ways we injure our genitals I am happy to announce I have not sufferred an injury on this list. I have had a near miss on a bike. The one that stuns me here is(with a database!): Vaginal injury from slipping and high heel shoe went into vagina. As a former shoe saleman let me state that high heels are not only useless but dangerous. "men accounted for two-thirds of the E.R. visits. But women weren't exempt -- the number of infections and lacerations related to trimming and shaving increased five-fold from 2002 to 2010." Be careful out there.