Beyond - Legends 10 Ways To Know You Are In Love, You Idiots (JJ humor)

10 Ways To Know You Are In Love, You Idiots

Genre:Humor, romance
Rating: G
Time Frame: NJOish
Characters: Jaina, Jag
Summary: You can only be oblivious for so long.

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Jaina Solo and Jagged Fel.

[b][i]As different as day and night.[/i][/b]

This is their first clue.

Jaina Solo, a half Corellian Jedi who laughs in the face of danger, and who's very being is founded in passion. Jagged Fel, a full Corellian by birth, who's roots are shunned in favor of a icy facade.

Neither of them saw it coming.

[b][i]They Couldn't Stand Each Other[/i][/b]

Brown eyes met green in a heated stare, both refusing to see the other's point of view. There could only be one winer in this game for dominance, and both were determined to come out on top.

Her aura spikes in the force with her anger, and her arms are locked over her chest as she grates out stubbornly, ?X-Wing.?

Jag's lip twitched in a smile at once again making her angry.

?Clawcraft.?

[b][i]'He Can Already Listen To Her Rant'[/i][/b]

?And then Kyp! Do you have any idea what he did?! I mean I love him like a brother, but he just makes me so angry! Do you know what I mean? Anyway, you won't believe what he did! I still get mad just thinking about it. Then Zekk! Don't get me started on Zekk!?

?Jaina, you were ten.?

?I know.? Enter pout here. ?But it still irks me.?

?You were ten.?

?Your point??

?Let it go.?
[b]
[i]'She Already Picks Up After Him'[/i][/b]

As Lead one and two, their quarters were adjacent to each other.

As a nice thing to do, she decided to come over and see if there was anything she could tidy up. And tease him about latter of course.

Yet, as always he was one step ahead of her.

She cursed.

There wasn't a thing out of place. From perfectly folded undershirts, and to a immaculate closet where not a thing was out of place. She glared.

Why couldn't he be more like a normal guy?

She huffed, and quickly escaped to fix her own mess.

[b][i]'You Can Eat Together Without Killing Each Other'[/i][/b]

?So how was your day??

?Oh, the usual.?

He smiles at that, picking the nerf steak off of his greens and passing them over to Jaina's plate without asking. She nodded her thanks as she gathered her noddles and put them aside for him. He nodded his thanks, being careful to not come to close to Jaina's plate after that.

She was known to be fiercely territorial.

?Anything new??

?Yes.? Jag answered with a smirk. ?I beat Kyp again in the sims.?

Jaina couldn't help but laugh.

[b][i]'You've Profected The Art Of Correcting Others'[/i][/b]

?You know, you two really do make such a wonderful couple.?

They look at the mistaken clerk, twin pairs of blushes on their faces.

?We're not together.? They both say at once.

This just makes them blush harder.

[b][i]'You've Fought A War Together'[/i][/b]

?Suns Two! Off to your port side!?

?I saw them!?

?You weren't doing anything!?

?Jaina, I had everything under control.?

?Sure.? Sarcasm.

?Stop clogging the airways.? Annoyance.
[b]
[i]'He Can already Face Her Father.'[/i][/b]

?Captain Solo.?

?Colonel Fel.?

A glare, and a confident look pass between the two, and Leia does her best to contain her laugh.

?Did you see the Tackleball game??

?Affirmative sir.?

Jag smiles now, and his pale green eyes sparkle. ?The Corellian Smugglers were defeated. Again.?

Han glared, and fished the money he owed out of his pocket.
[b]
[i]'Everyone Knows But You'[/i][/b]

Leia smiles, and watches her daughter pass. She notices the happy glow in her cheeks, and the far off glint in her eyes. She's so in love. Leia can't wait to plan the wedding.

Han's thoughts are very different. He is a father after all.

Jacen just saw another chance to tease his twin.

Everyone else just smiles.
[b]
[i]'You Deny It Fiercely.'[/i][/b]

This is the final, and most confirming fact

When this happens you know you are doomed.

?I don't love him.? Jaina insists.

 

Thanks! Can you tell me something in specific that you liked?

Aww, thanks!

Thanks! Can you tell me something in specific that you liked?

The day that they get a link to this will be the happiest day of my life! But, alas, I don't think that that will be for a while.

Thanks, I really love your work, so that means alot to me!

OMG! I'm so glad you enjoyed it!

*Faints from having her idolized author review*

Thanks

Thank-you!

Wow, thanks for the lengthy review.

I always love having the whole Han vs Jaina's boyfriend thing, but yeah, Han is a softie, no matter how much he tries to deny it.

~MJ

 

Isn't that the truth!

I'm glad that you enjoyed this.

As for your friends, I hope they end up working out. What can I see, copy, and paste. Heeheehee.

~MJ

 

I'm glad you enjoyed it. There goes me with the genaric responses again.

I'm glad you found this ammusing. It's what happens when you are bored. the bunnies will just mutate.

Aww, thanks! Is there anything in specific that you enjoyed? I live for any little tidbit you can offer.

~MJ

 

That was wonderful and delightful and all so true. LOL

Just the kind of viggie to leave one smiling for hours.