A New Hope: The Pants Version

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  1. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling

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    OBI-WAN: And a cunning pantser. I understand you've become quite a good pantser yourself. And he was a good pair of pants. Which reminds me. I have some pants here for you. Your father wanted you to have pants when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't pants it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn-fool idealistic pair of pants, like your father did.
  2. sr-71 Jedi Youngling

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    Sir if you'll not be pantsing me I'll pants down for a while.


  3. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling

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    LUKE: Sure, pants ahead. What is pants?
  4. sr-71 Jedi Youngling

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    Your fathers Light pantser, this is the pants of a pantsi knight. :eek:bi- wan
  5. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling

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    OBI-WAN: Not as clumsy or random as a pantser. An elegant weapon, for a more civilized pants. For over a thousand generations, the Pantsi Knights were the guardians of pants and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark pants. Before the Empire.
  6. Lord-Ramwah Jedi Padawan

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    LUKE: How did my father's pants die?
  7. Darth_Rolek Jedi Youngling

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    OBI-WAN: A young pair of pants called Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine before he turned to evil pants, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi pants. He betrayed and murdered your father's pants.
  8. Lord-Ramwah Jedi Padawan

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    OBI-WAN (cont.): Now the Pantsi are all but pantsed. Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Pants.
  9. sr-71 Jedi Youngling

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  10. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling

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    OBI-WAN: The Pants is what gives a Pantsi his power. It's an energy field, created by all living pants. It surrounds us, it pantses us, it binds the pants together.
  11. sr-71 Jedi Youngling

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    Artoo: beep doo tad pants weepoo!
  12. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling

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    OBI-WAN: Now let's see if we can't figure out what your pants are, my little friend. And where you pants from.
  13. sr-71 Jedi Youngling

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    :luke: I saw part of the pants.
  14. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling

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    OBI-WAN: I seem to have pantsed it.
  15. Fett03 Jedi Youngling

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  16. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling

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    LEIA: Years ago, you served my father in the Pants Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Pants. I regret that I am unable to present my father's pants to you in person, but my pants have come under attack, and I'm afraid my mission to bring your pants to Alderaan has failed. I have placed pants vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the pants systems of this R2 unit. My father will know how to pants it. You must see these pants safely delivered to him on Alderaan. These are our most desperate pants. Pants me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only pants.
  17. sr-71 Jedi Youngling

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    OOH LOL! that was good BIb!!
    ben: You too must learn the ways of the Pants
    if you are to pants with me to pantsaraan.
  18. Lord-Ramwah Jedi Padawan

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    LUKE: Pantsaraan? I'm not going to Pantsaraan. I've got to get pants. It's late, I'm in for pants as it is.
  19. DarthHutt Jedi Master

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    OBI-WAN: You must do what you think is pants, of course.
  20. sr-71 Jedi Youngling

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    ( you missed one )
    Obi:I need your pants luke, she needs your pants, I'm getting too old for this kind of pants.
  21. sr-71 Jedi Youngling

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    "Look it's not that i like the pantspire I hate it! but there's nothing I can pants about it right now,Besides It's such a long pair of pants"
  22. Darth_Rolek Jedi Youngling

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    OBI-WAN: That's your uncle's pants talking.
  23. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling

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    LUKE: Right, my pants. How am I ever going to explain these pants?
  24. waheennay Jedi Padawan

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    Learn about the pants, Luke.
  25. Piett_clone Jedi Youngling

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    I need your pants Luke, she needs your pants. I'm getting too old for these sort of pants.
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