JCC A personal problem which requires a second opinion.

If you don't know, Lysol was invented to be used as a douche. They stopped selling it as that and switched to cleaning products for "safety reasons", but I believe they switched because the general purpose cleaning product market was bigger than the douche market, and no one is going to douche with the same thing they use to clean the toilet, so they stopped marketing it that way.

The thing is, I have a pretty important date in a couple of hours, and I have to start getting ready now, and I just realized all I have in the house is Lysol. I'm pretty sure things are going to happen, so I have to do something. This is fine, right? I'm not going to die, right? Probably? How bad could it be?

 

To be safe, I would recommend just drinking the whole bottle.

 

Do you think it will pass in time? Maybe I should use some kind of diuretic. I have rubbing alcohol. I heard alcohol makes you pee fast.

 

Got any Vinegar?

 

I was told you're a dude. The date is off.

 

I'm not sure who told you that.

 

I've never douched and I've never had any guy complain about me being unclean 'down there.' Just make sure your clean overall, and wear clean underwear and you should be fine.

 

I'm not your date either, so clearly I'm joking.

 

Well I'm a dude, and he's a dude, and she's a dude, cuz we're all dudes.

 

Sarge recommends abstinence?

 

As long as you have the paper cups you'll be fine.

 

Just make sure you don’t use the lemon-scented Lysol. Citric acid is not good for your innards.

 

Rule of life: don't be a douche.

 

That doesn't let me know if I should use one or not, dp for men.

 

Applying the axiom "you are what you eat" should indicate to you I was merely debunking Guy's suggestion. I mean, duh!

 

So "don't eat it" is your advice?

 

Go Michael Jackson instead and Beat It.

 

No I'm not going to do that mr. robotnik.

 

Also, don't be a person that sprays iodine or vinegar into someone's privates.

 

What about your own privates?

 

Sounds like a Friday night...

 

That was last night.