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Rogue One Admiral Raddus Discussion Thread (and Fan Club)

Discussion in 'Anthology' started by Gigoran Monk, Dec 18, 2016.

  1. Darth Basin

    Darth Basin Jedi Master star 5

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    Raddus & Ackbar walk into a Cantina........

    The Cantina instantly explodes because it couldn't repell awesomeness of that magnitude. Of course our favorite sentient fish are unharmed.
     
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  2. Gigoran Monk

    Gigoran Monk Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Raddus' Delight

    I said a ship, hammer
    Hammer to the head
    The ship, ship a hammer, and you don't stop, a rock it
    To the bang bang Destroyer, say, up jump the hammer,
    To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.
    Now, what you hear is not a test - I'm Raddus and you best retreat,
    Me, the groove, and my Rebel friends are gonna try to crush your fleet
    See, I am MC MonCal, and I'd like to say hello,
    To the black, to the white, the blue and the brown,
    To the Rogue One crew below.
    Well so far you've heard my voice but I brought two friends along,
    And the next on the mic is my Captain Hank,
    C'mon, Hank, sing that song!
     
  3. Ricardo Funes

    Ricardo Funes Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Who would win in a space battle, Kirk or Raddus ?
     
  4. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Kirk talks about Raddus the way our culture uses "Chuck Norris" in a sentence.
     
  5. Gigoran Monk

    Gigoran Monk Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Why would you even ask that question?
     
  6. Ricardo Funes

    Ricardo Funes Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Both are badasses....
     
  7. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    But Admiral trumps captain. :D
     
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  8. Gigoran Monk

    Gigoran Monk Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    To even consider the two in the same sentence is an insult to Admiral Raddus, and the entire MonCal race. It's like comparing Winston Churchill to Carrot Top.

    Well, yeah. Kirk doesn't even have any stars. Raddus has four. Though after the Battle of Scarif, I think he deserves that rare fifth.
     
  9. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Superninja of Future Films star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Admiral Raddus completed the Kobayashi Maru without cheating... and no crew.
     
  10. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    The Kobayashi Maru was inspired by Raddus's example.
     
  11. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    The "Kessel Run" is the warmup jog Raddus takes before actually exercising. 12 parsecs...? How slow does a person have to be running...?
     
  12. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Raddus doesn't do push ups; he pushes his planet down.
     
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  13. Gigoran Monk

    Gigoran Monk Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    For Raddus, traveling through hyperspace is exactly like dusting crops.
     
  14. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Superninja of Future Films star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    The dark side doesn't seduce Raddus. Raddus seduces the dark side.
     
  15. Pro Scoundrel

    Pro Scoundrel New Films Expert At Modding Casual star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    The original name of "The Kobayashi Maru No Win Scenario" was "The Kobayashi Maru No Win Scenario, unless you're Admiral Raddus".
     
  16. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    When the Kobayashi Maru Scenario saw that Raddus was going to play, it saved itself time and energy by forfeiting.
     
  17. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Superninja of Future Films star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Darth Sidious considered using Raddus as the template for the Clone Army but realized the war would be over before it began.
     
  18. Pro Scoundrel

    Pro Scoundrel New Films Expert At Modding Casual star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    For Admiral Raddus, the darkside and the lightside are equally quick and easy.
     
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  19. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    Admiral Raddus once started down the path to the Darkside, and it did not forever dominate his destiny.
     
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  20. Ricardo Funes

    Ricardo Funes Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Now that the digital copy is available, can we have some images of our hero?
     
  21. Gigoran Monk

    Gigoran Monk Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Yoda could never say "that is why you fail" to Raddus, because Raddus never failed.
     
  22. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Superninja of Future Films star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Raddus doesn't rebel. He kicks ass.
     
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  23. Gigoran Monk

    Gigoran Monk Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Raddus went to the salt mines of Kessel, and then smashed them into who knows what.
     
  24. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Superninja of Future Films star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    The Death Star isn't the Ultimate Weapon, Raddus is.
     
  25. Gigoran Monk

    Gigoran Monk Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    When Leia said "I love you" in ESB, she was actually talking about Raddus.