FF:NZ Alcohol, Girls and something else...

Well, if you didn't wear the wig...

 

oi, shut the hell up.



I'm not making my hair black, and it's too thin to af up so it's lose lose. At least black hair wig will be more fitting than just reseeding hair. lol

 

I'm not looking forward to the communal waxing of all body hair tomorrow

 

I sure as hell am. It's a good thing, Borat = the hairier the better

You wont be too bad, I feel for Canoe!!!

 

...and so it begins. Wonder if I can make Taupo in 3 1/2 hours like last year, gotta love leaving early - no traffic.

 

OMG ROTF LMAO!
long time no visit and look at what I was missing!
Am glued to the 7's looking for dodgy fake Kazak!
Niiice!

 

Wouldn't have seen me. They wouldn't let me into the stadium without pants, then I took pants off again, then security told me to put pants on or i be kicked out. so whenever camera's were around I had pants, but for photos they came off :S

My pants contained my cash, cell and anything else, in the swimsuit is all me, nothing stuffed down, which I'm sure you all are well aware of

 

ANOTHER GREAT WEEKEND AT THE SEVENS!!!!!!

SFL was the star of the weekend as Borat making all the newsapers throughout the land! Can't wait for all the DODGY photos of us to roll in then we'll post some up.

Indians + Borat + Duffman = CARNAGE!!!!!!

 

Insane weekend alright. Can't wait for the next one.

 

Todays letters to the editor at the Dominion Post:


I was repulsed by your sevens photo (Feb 3). It was disgusting and did your paper no service. No, it wasn't funny - don't hide behind that. It wasn't art, nor was it fashion. It was lewd, degrading and a shame on you. Whoever was responsible for putting it ion shoul be demoted.

John Tolmie, Masterton

And:

After seeing the photo of Mark Hansen, aka Borat (Feb 3) at the Sevens, I realised I have a new hero. Well done Mark, I salute you. It would have taken a lot to have carried that off.

Paul Riley, Paekakariki

LMAO!!!

 

Classic, are you serious?!

Today's Dom Post? I'll have to get it and laminate the letters to the editor !

 

Dead serious, you should ring that John guy and abuse the **** out of him!

 

can you scan that, 77?

 

I sure can, will stick it up soon, and send a hard copy to Mark


Edit: here it is

[image=http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/solo77/Sevens%2007/editor.jpg]

 

It was Joan not John... even still, everything is covered up and you can't even see my bottom in that picture. There's nothing offensive by it apart from the fact that person one of those girls was her daughter

 

lol

Dammit now my chest hair is growing back and it's all itchy. And i still have 2 massive cuts/scars on lower back not to mention the brown/orange patches on my skin. Oh well it comes with the feral territory

 

I'm so glad I didn't par-take in the hair-removal. If you think you're bad, imagine Greg

Yea, my butt is still a bit bruised and my throat is absolutely bung. I'm OD'ing on Strepsils +Plus anaesthetic throat spray. mmmmmm numbness

 

Ditto, I am struggling to make sense when talking on the phone

 

Well here are some pics from the sevens, the first batch to come through, a selection of the more memorable ones!

The Crew
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Tapp & Solo
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SFL up close and personal (and in disguise!)
[image=http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/solo77/Sevens%2007/CIMG0136.jpg]

Dags (aka duffman) looking to get a 'ride' in a taxi:
[image=http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/solo77/Sevens%2007/CIMG0064.jpg]

Leaked photo of Saddams death:
[image=http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/solo77/Sevens%2007/CIMG0146.jpg]

Horizontal totem:
[image=http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/solo77/Sevens%2007/CIMG0105.jpg]

Thief! She stole my heart:
[image=http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/solo77/Sevens%2007/CIMG0173.jpg]

The things girls will do for a photo:
[image=http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/solo77/Sevens%2007/CIMG0139.jpg]

Duffman finds it too much:
[image=http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/solo77/Sevens%2007/CIMG0179.jpg]

 

Awesome!!!

That one of you getting your "heart stole", check out sifty Shands in the backgrown working on the real randy chick. Niiice!

and that Sadam was GOLD!

Right... here's a selection of mine.

Duffman* (*Original Duffman; Shands)
[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/markhansen/DSC05733sm.jpg]

Going for the MotorBoat
[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/markhansen/DSC05749sm.jpg]

Freaking GORGEOUS! and Duffman* pelvic thrusting away (Rosco as Duffman due to a trespass notice being given for pitch invasion on first day forcing costume swap)
[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/markhansen/DSC05758sm.jpg]

Filthy Solo (he was also captured on live TV physically beating one of these girls)
[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/markhansen/DSC05767sm.jpg]

Hot Danish girl and the lads being lads.
[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/markhansen/DSC05774sm.jpg]

Me and some saucey convict
[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/markhansen/DSC05794sm.jpg]

 

Yeah, so how was the footy?

 

I know I watched some of a USA game that we yelled for.

Supported the Portugese as they won.

Boo'ed as fiji pulled our pants down and then stopped watching.

Went nato as Samoa whipped fiji and laughed our arses off as "Helen pulls plug on fiji's 7's hopes"

We were so expecting that to be headlines in the papers. awesome how the lights went out as they were still going for a try. Classic.

 

Hey Solo, just had a flash back while cleaning my room (lol).

You remember those maggots at the end of the second day going through and eating food out of the big yellow wheelie bin and then their mate taking a running dive through all the garbage on the floor? OMG, that was halarious!!!

Good times.

 

Sadly i do not recall...

 

Might have to start saving up for the 2008 7's now... I just heard from my bank, they approved me for a mortgage...