Fun Answer a Question With a Question

Don't you value his advice?

 

What if there isn't a man in the mirror?

 

Are you trying to suck my blood?!

 

Are you saying I'm a vampire?

 

Can someone loan me some garlic before I answer that?

 

Why would you need any garlic?

 

Would you prefer me to use a wooden stake?

 

Will you accept my word that I'm not a vampire?

 

Isn't that what a vampire would say?

 

Would a vampire be able to post during the day?

 

Would it not be possible to post out of direct sunlight?! Sarge... if I hold him down, you ok to knock a stake through his heart?

 

Can you hold him so I can drive the stake without impaling both of you?

 

What if I told you that vampire lives matter?

 

Wouldn't Dracula approve of that statement?

 

Sure he would, but he's a vampire like you, so who cares what he thinks?

 

How can I prove that I'm not a vampire?

 

Have you asked the man in the mirror?

 

What would he say?

 

"What Would Jesus Do?"

 

Isn't the real question here: what would Dracula do?

 

Is it time to bring this thread back to unlife?

 

Was it dead?

 

Have you read this thread? If so, doesn't it remind you of a mindless zombie blundering around in circles?

 

Did the Mindless Zombie have a mind in the 1st place?

 

How did they acquire it?