Are you seriose?

Can someone tell me about birth control?

 

Be on top and use the pull out method. Gravity does the work.

 

They make some crunchy pills for that.

 

the rumor mill (my new favorite phrase) told me that kitty got preggo. can anyone confirm?

 

I refuse to believe the most effective form of birth control failed.

REFUSE.

 

I'm with Kendra.

NO WAY.

 

Ask the Pope. And I'm serial.

 

Blind dates=best method of birth control ever.

 

Someone should have had this talk with Sarah Palin before Dave Letterman had to go and make jokes about it.

 

BO...

Stops it before it begins...

 

So, is there anything I can do like in the morning after?

 

Wake up, have breakfast, go to the toilet...?

 

Sounds like a plan.
What if the face of the person next to me give me a heart attack?

 

Then you'll need the toilet a lot more, and won't want the breakfast...

 

I don't think the tiolet would be a nice place to die. Anyway, I'd like to die with a full stomach.

 

Why so seriose?

 

Becasue I can.

 

But Prince Albert is in the can.

 

Wasn't that a kind of piercing?

 

I've never heard of someone getting their butt pierced before.

 

Oh, that's what you use staples to close on...
[face_ouch]

 

Why would someone staple their butt?

 

I don't know. Ask MTV

 

I don't want to waste my time with them.

 

Yeah, they rarely have anything worth watching anymore.