FF:WA At the risk of being banned....

Double Entendre Lines In "Star Wars: A New Hope"

1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"




Double Entendre Lines In "Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back"

1. "And I thought they smelled bad...on the outside!"
2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
6. "But now we must eat. Come, good food, come..."
7. "Control, control! You must learn control!"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"




Double Entendre Lines From "Star Wars: Return of the Jedi"

1. And hurry up, will ya? I haven't got all day!
2. Hey! Point that thing someplace else!
3. It'll work. It'll work.
4. Rise, my friend.
5. Hey, don't worry; Chewie and I got into a lot of places more heavily guarded than this.
6. I need more men.
7. I think you'll fit in nicely.
8. Move closer! Get along side that one!
9. Back door, huh? Good idea.
10. She's gonna blow!

 

While those are funny, I believe I have already read them on T bone's web site at www.starwarz.com.

 

Goody for you, I assume you don't think I wrote them or are attempting to claim credit for them, but nice detective work there

 

last time i read those was back in 97, in the local student rag

 

heehee...

 

I remember there was a thread on the old forums where people made up their own. There were some beauties.

 

Why, what's the matter Sith Magician. Can't think of anything good to post so you got to take them from other sites. Most people would have seen them anyway so it isn't as if you are bringing anything new to anyone. Why, do you think that TF.N is the only site SW fans know about?

Oh well, at least you gave it a go. Good try.
Better luck for next time.
No, no, seriously, well done. Wink, wink.

 

Well, I suppose Stinky Jawa should also close his thread about emails too, seeing as noone posting their came up with it on their own.
I've had sock puppets try and stir stuff with me before, you are no different, original or even amusing.

EDIT by Sil: Watch that tongue, SM.

 

ok... so what's the sudden fascination with
1: posting as a sock and
2: assuming any new name registered recently is a sock???
if ppl can't back what they post under their own name then what's the point??

 

Okay, everyone. Deep Breath.

 

HOOOOHAAAAHOOOOOHAAAAA (deep breaths) *cough cough* too much stink...

My Facinations with socks Episode 1 -
None, I created Nice_smelling_jawa cause ppl said I should probably change it cause I dont smell. Then I decided I liked my old one better.

David Attomborough was a 1 off use (mostly) just to aid a litte joke between me and SK.. (the 'Lost Creature Found in Slimey Cave!' thread)

Nothing more...

 

GRIZZLY! Very well said I must say!

Oh it does feel good not to have a sock!

 

Very funny indeed

 

Sabreblade, I'm the one cowering under the table if you'd care to join me.