Mary B.O.

OK, here goes. No one laugh. Unless it's funny. If it's not, just PM me and kick me off the board quietly. No disintegrations or anything, OK? I'm a first timer at this. just thought that Habaneros bit was funny.

"Where is your Body odor now?"
"We--we are on a diplomatic mission to Old Spice--..."

"Body odor leads to anger, anger to hate, hate leads to--Body Odor!"

 

May the Right Guard be with you....

 

Secret - Strong enough for a Jedi but made for the Sith.

Darth Vader Mouth Wash - For a breath that could rule a galaxy.

Gungan Spring Soap - When you want to feel Jar-Jar fresh!

Hoth Aftershave - When you want your face to feel like a frozen planet.

 

Lightsaber: When you want that LASIK-close shave...

Amidala's Secret: Lingerie fit for a Queen...[image=http://www.natalieportman.com/images/magazines/RS_natalie100.jpg]

TT [TaunTaun]: the fragrance for him.

 

what a weird thread...

 

Qui Gon: We are not Saints but--whoa, Obi! What is that smell? Aww, man! (*craok*)

Obi Wan: Nooo! Qui Gon was supposed to die fighting Darth Maul! Sniff. Whoo! Man! I do smell.

Jar Jar:
Count mesa outa dis. *gag*

 

Now, now, let's not get raunchy, now but keep them coming.

Mutt: ROTFL! Amidala's Secret: Lingerie fit for a Queen... Nice added touch with the picture! Mutt, I do believe you have that site bookmarked.

 

"Fear leads to sweating. Sweating leads to odor. Odor leads to suffering."

 

"She's done the Old Spice run in 2.5 parsecs. "


"Vader was seduced by the smell of the dark side."



Jedi Council: "Fear I smell in you."
"No sir. I live on Tatooine. We all tend to smell like that."

Luke talking to Yoda during his training on Dagobah: "I'm not smelly."
"You will be. You WILL be.