BBBC - The Zoo Crew (Mornings)

//calls from home

THIS SHOW SUCKS!

//hangs up

//turns off radio and turns on TV

 

This just in:

According to our crack forecasting team, the next citizen vote in the YJCC mafia game will elimante none other than the notorious B'omarr.

This reporter is glad that the citizens are doing there job, keeping riff-raff like that out of the forums.

 

Of course, poor B'omarr has no way to defend himself being locked up and all.
_jOBO

 

Remember folks:

Add Beaker to your watched users list
Because you don't want to see when a talking parrot gets pissed

I'm using pissed in the American sense, of course. Not the metric sense.

Also, don't do drugs.

 

Oh Beaker is indeed being watched
_jOBO

 

*more dead air*
_jOBO

 

Well, it looks like it's about time for the ol' Afternoon show starring everybody's favorite, Debo, deltron_zero, and a squirrel named Testicles!

And I may even stop by to wow the kids with magic tricks and moustache discussion.

 

oooooooo...
aaaahhhhh...
_jOBO

 

Welcome to BBBC in the mornings.

And now it's time for Erik...


Hey everyone. Am I late, or what?

//turns clock back a couple of hours

In a couple of minutes we'll kick off one hour trivia, get into some request, and I'll make up some fun out of my head.

So stay tuned.

 

90's TV Trivia!

First question for 1 hour of trivia is:

How long were Jerry Seinfeld and his pals sentenced for in the craptacular series finale of Seinfeld?

 

Well, while I wait for the phone lines to light up, let's hear from our sponsor for today's show, The Defective TV Company.



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Look, it's a caller!

//picks up the phone

Hello. What's your name and do you have an answer for the trivia question?

Caller: My name is Terr_Mys, and the answer is 1 year.

You are correct. Very nice.

Caller: So, what did I win?

Um, nothing.

Caller: THis is even more craptastic than that final Seinfeld episode.

*click*


Sorry everyone, we are on a really low budget. What can I say, epic is really cheap.

 

Trivia Question #2

On Saved By The Bell, what was the name of the beach club that the gang worked at for the summer?


Now onto some music...

 

DLE! I'm back to the show! I'll do some JGUs a little later. For now, I'm gonna see what requests we have.
_jOBO

 

Vanessa Carlton - Ordinary Day

Just a day,
Just an ordinary day.
Just tryin to get by.
Just a boy,
Just an ordinary boy.
But he was looking towards the sky.
And as he asked if i would come along
I started to realize-
That everyday you find
Just what he's looking for,
Like a shooting star he shines.

He said take my hand,
Live while you can
Don't you see your dreams are right in the palm of your hand

And as he spoke, he spoke ordinary words
Although they did not feel
For I felt what I had not felt before
You'd swear thsoe words could heal.
And I as looked up into those eyes
His vision borrows mine.
And to know he's no stranger,
For I feel I've held him for all of time.

And he said take my hand,
Live while you can
And if we walk now we will divide and conquer this land.
Don't you see your dreams are right in the palm of your hand
Right in the palm of your hand

Please come with me,
See what I see.
Touch the stars for time will not flee.
Time will not flee.
Can you be

Just a dream, just an ordinary dream.
As I wake in bed
And the boy, that boy, that ordinary boy.
Or was it all in my head?
Did he asked if I would come along
It all seemed so real.
But as i looked to the door,
I saw that boy standing there with a deal.
And he said he my take my hand,
Live while you can,
Don't you see your dreams are right in the palm of your hand
Right in the palm of your hand
Right in the palm of your hand

Just a day, just an ordinary day
Jus tryin to get by.

Just a boy,
Just an ordinary boy.
But he was looking to the sky.

 

Thank you for that song, DLE. My next post should be the video game update!
_jOBO

 

Eh, I lied. I don't feel like doing a JGU right now.
_jOBO

 

//calls in sick

 

Mornin, Derek.
_jOBO

 

Sadly, it looks like Derek won't be with us today.

Onto a request...For Kerr_Plunk

The Beatles - Good Day Sunshine

Good day sunshine,
Good day sunshine,
Good day sunshine.
I need to laugh, and when the sun is out
I've got something I can laugh about,
I feel good, in a special way.
I'm in love and it's a sunny day.

Good day sunshine,
Good day sunshine,
Good day sunshine.
We take a walk, the sun is shining down,
Burns my feet as they touch the ground.

Good day sunshine,
Good day sunshine,
Good day sunshine.
And then we lie, beneath a shady tree,
I love her and she's loving me.
She feels good, she knows she's looking fine.
I'm so proud to know that she is mine.

Good day sunshine,
Good day sunshine,
Good day sunshine.
Good day sunshine,
Good day sunshine,
Good day sunshine,
Good day sunshine.

 

Does anyone have an answer for Trivia Question #2?

On Saved By The Bell, what was the name of the beach club that the gang worked at?

 

Whoo! I got 3 hours of sleep!!!!
_jOBO

 

Same thing here. I got home and took a nap. I was going to go see Signs today.

So, what are your plans for the day?

 

I might go see a movie with a friend... if not, I'll just stay. Our cable isn't working Oh, sure I COULD read... NO. Otherwise, I'll just pig out on snacks, etc. You?
_jOBO

 

On to a request:

This one goes out for our fan cbjedi.

Tom Petty - Free Fallin'

She's a good girl, loves her mama,
Loves Jesus, and America too
She's a good girl, crazy 'bout Elvis,
Loves horses and her boyfriend too


It's a long day livin' in Reseda
There's a freeway runnin' through the yard
And I'm a bad boy, 'cause I don't even miss her,
I'm a bad boy for breakin' her heart


And I'm free, I'm free fallin'
And I'm free, I'm free fallin'


All the vampires walkin' through the valley
Move west down Ventura Blvd
And all the bad boys are standing in the shadows
And the good girls are home with broken hearts


And I'm free, I'm free fallin'
And I'm free, I'm free fallin'
And I'm free, I'm free fallin'
And I'm free, I'm free fallin'


I wanna glide down over Mulholland,
I wanna write her name in the sky
I wanna free fall out into nothin',
Gonna leave this world for a while


And I'm free, I'm free fallin'
And I'm free, I'm free fallin'
And I'm free, I'm free fallin'
And I'm free, I'm free fallin'