Games Cards Against Humanity -- winner: BF2k1

Discussion in 'Community' started by ophelia, Feb 6, 2014.

  1. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    PM it or post it, whichever you prefer. :)

    Annnnd tom went with "Stephen Hawking talking dirty." One point for Zapdos!

    I'll be PM'ing replacement white cards in a moment.

    Next judge: Zapdos!

    Next black card: Why can't I sleep at night?

    Round 1
    tom
    Zapdos - 1
    Boba_Fett_2001
    Eeth-my-Koth
    duende
    jp-30
    GrandAdmiralJello
    Ender Sai
    harpua
    Yodaminch
    dp4m
    Point Given
  2. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    The responses to: Why can't I sleep at night?

    Dying of dysentery
    Surprise sex!
    Morgan Freeman's voice
    Sexy pillow fights
    A middle-aged man on roller skates
    Michael Jackson
    Raptor attacks
    praying the gay away
    Passable transvestites
    Testicular torsion
    Incest

    @Zapdos, you're up!
    Last edited by GrandAdmiralJello, Feb 8, 2014
  3. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    Haha! Some good ones there.
  4. Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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    I think the judges should post their choices here so we can keep the thread a little more active. :p
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  5. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    It's fine by me if the judges post in here. Whichever way people prefer.

    And, Zapdos has made her choice:

    Why can't I sleep at night?
    Praying the gay away

    Tom wins round 2.

    Next black card is:

    What's that smell?

    I'll be PM'ing out new white cards momentarily.

    The new judge is Boba_Fett_2001

    Scores after Round 2:

    1. tom -1
    2. zapdos -1
    3. Boba_Fett_2001
    4. Eeth-my-Koth
    5. duende
    6. jp30
    7 GrandAdmiralJello
    8. Ender Sai
    9. harpua
    10. Yodaminch
    11. dp4m

    12. Point Given
  6. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    If people want to keep the thread from sinking to the bottom of page 3 all the time, they could do things like comment on previous rounds and what they would have chosen, like I probably would have gone with "Surprise sex!" because I'm sick in the head like that. :p Or maybe "Morgan Freeman's voice" . . . I hear it all the time . . . taunting me . . . urging me to kill . . . narrating penguin nesting behavior . . .
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  7. duende Force Ghost

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    i used "morgan freeman's voice" because i was imagining him in bed with zapdos. though "morgan freeman's pennis" maybe would have worked better for that scenario.
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  8. dp4m Chosen One

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    I definitely would have gone with Michael Jackson
  9. Zapdos Force Ghost

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    i definitely went with what i did because the image of tom praying the gay away was so sweet. (tom, the lack of capital letters is your tell)
  10. tom Chosen One

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    lol i thought the same thing when i saw the list. i'll have to start capitalizing to throw off my rivals. but that was really my only good card for that question. for this one i have so many.
  11. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    I'm still waiting for that perfect combo. So far mine have been eh
  12. dp4m Chosen One

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    Same thing here...
  13. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Okay, decision time for @Boba_Fett_2001

    What's that smell?

    All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99
    Ronald Reagan
    Powerful thighs
    A salty surprise
    Obesity
    Grandma
    White people
    The heart of a child
    A salty surprise
    A hot mess
    Nickelback
    A windmill full of corpses
  14. Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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    Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with Nickelback.
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  15. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Tough choices there, BF2K1. All are valid responses to the question.

    Props to whomever played that card.
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  16. Zapdos Force Ghost

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    is that person you by any chance?
  17. harpua Chosen One

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    Thank you, thank you.
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  18. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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  19. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Excellent! :D

    What's that smell? Nickelback.

    Smells like pubescent girl sweat with a fine sprinkling of Baby Jesus tears.

    Scores for Round 3:

    1. tom -1
    2. zapdos -1
    3. Boba_Fett_2001
    4. Eeth-my-Koth
    5. duende
    6. jp30
    7 GrandAdmiralJello
    8. Ender Sai
    9. harpua - 1
    10. Yodaminch
    11. dp4m
    12. Point Given

    Next black card is:
    I got 99 problems, but ________ ain't one.

    Eeth-my-Koth is judging.

    I'll send out the replacement white cards right now.
  20. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    I wish.
  21. harpua Chosen One

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    I haven't got dick for this next one, though.
  22. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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  23. Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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    I think I have a pretty good one for this. Don't let me down, Vin!
  24. harpua Chosen One

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    Well played.
  25. Zapdos Force Ghost

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    yeah i was keeping the judge in mind when i sent in this one