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Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by poor yorick, Feb 6, 2014.

  1. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Nov 8, 2001
    Someone should make a "Prince Abubu" card!
     
  2. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    You tell 'em Beezel.
     
  3. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Pffffft. I said pffffffffffffffffffffffffft!
     
  4. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    Haha, he implied you were beezel.
     
  5. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Nov 8, 2001
    Ender, would you like $14,000? I suspect this won't make you any less of a ********** than you already are, but it can't hurt my chances with you, right?
     
  6. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  7. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Mar 12, 2005
    That's a whole lot of stars. The hell did you call him? :p
     
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  8. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Manhole. He overstarred.
     
  9. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    It's relevant to the $14,000 / beezel connection, as I understand it. It's also something you just can't say to an umpire, according to Bull Durham...

    But, to be fair, I still like JayPee's answer... :p

    EDIT: Not relevant but relevant:

    [​IMG]
     
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  10. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    I've never seen Bill Durham.
     
  11. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    YOU HEAR THAT YODAMINCH?
     
  12. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Mar 12, 2005
    You were so robbed. Manhole was easily the best answer.
     
  13. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Well, next time Yodaminch judges I'll just pick some sort of murder / rape answer.
     
  14. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    Dec 11, 2000
    Of course this shows up right after the round in which I played "Some sort of Asian."
     
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  15. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Cardenfreude...
     
  16. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Jun 25, 2002
    Here are the choices for:

    What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?

    A beached whale
    Exploding pigeons
    My manservant, Claude
    Depression
    Whatever a McRib is made of
    Finding a skeleton
    My dad’s dumb ****ing face
    A Ugandan warlord
    Puppies!
    Doo-doo
    Cybernetic enhancement

    Point Given is judging.
     
  17. Point Given

    Point Given Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Dec 12, 2006
    My manservant, Claude. I'm rather fond of the fellow.
     
  18. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Puppies? DOWN with China!
     
  19. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Loving Tyrant of SWTV, Lit, & Collecting star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    I was partial to a Ugandan warlord and of course my own entry, depression.
     
  20. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    dp takes this round!

    1. tom -6
    2. Xeiah
    3. Boba_Fett_2001 -4
    4. Eeth-my-Koth -5
    5. jp30 -4
    6 GrandAdmiralJello -5
    7. Ender Sai -5
    8. harpua -3
    9. Yodaminch -3
    10. dp4m -5
    11. Point Given -3
    12. Todd the Jedi -2

    Next black card:

    What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
    Todd is judging. White cards are on their way!
     
  21. tom

    tom Chosen One star 8

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    Mar 14, 2004
    ugh, my hand.
     
  22. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    If it completely sucks, you can turn stuff in.
     
  23. tom

    tom Chosen One star 8

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    it's ok. i have some pretty good cards, i just didn't have any that really worked at all for the last two black cards.
     
  24. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Here are the choices for:

    What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?

    The Rapture
    Pterodactyl eggs
    An erection lasting more than four hours
    AIDS
    Samuel L. Jackson
    Sharks with legs
    50,000 volts straight to the nipples
    Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of the night
    Same sex ice dancing
    Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse

    Todd the Jedi is judging.
     
  25. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Loving Tyrant of SWTV, Lit, & Collecting star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    +1 for AIDS
     
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