Games Cards Against Humanity -- winner: BF2k1

Discussion in 'Community' started by ophelia, Feb 6, 2014.

  1. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    I bet it would be ok on rebelscum.com. Rebelscum, lol.
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  2. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    oh yeah, that didn't even get a second glance
  3. dp4m Chosen One

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    I've had bad matches. I'd have killed for an Auschwitz card there... uh, not like that...
  4. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    Still hanging out for a multi-answer black card. At worst, a good way to churn the stinkers in your hand.
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  5. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Okay, here are the choices for:

    Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships ______.

    Spontaneous human combustion
    The invisible hand
    Tom Cruise
    The Care Bear Stare
    An extensive Asian porn collection
    Barack Obama
    Tasteful sideboob
    Scrubbing under the folds
    John Wilkes Booth
    Amputees

    @harpua is judging
  6. harpua Chosen One

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    Gonna go with amputees.
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  7. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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  8. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships amputees.

    Eeth wins this round!

    1. tom -2
    2. zapdos -1
    3. Boba_Fett_2001 -1
    4. Eeth-my-Koth -1
    5. duende
    6. jp30 -1
    7 GrandAdmiralJello
    8. Ender Sai -1
    9. harpua -1
    10. Yodaminch -1
    11. dp4m

    12. Point Given

    Jp was hoping for a card with two blanks, so here's one. New black card:

    Step 1: ______
    Step 2: ______
    Step 3: Profit

    Yodaminch is the next judge. I'll have the new white cards out in a minute.
  9. dp4m Chosen One

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    We're on target for Ender's prediction!
  10. Zapdos Force Ghost

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    oh lord i have an awful one but i don't know this yodaminch fellow and if it would be appreciated

    it would make a lot more sense with a "step 3: ?????" as well...
    Last edited by Zapdos, Feb 14, 2014
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  11. Yodaminch Chosen One

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    The darker, the better. [face_devil]
  12. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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  13. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Sorry this is late . . . I was at my nephew's birthday party, and it seemed tacky to leave early to go play a game on the internet. :p

    Anyway, these are the choices for:

    Step 1: _____
    Step 2: _____
    Step 3: Profit

    1: Teaching a robot to love
    2: Friends with benefits

    1: Fear itself
    2: The hardworking Mexican

    1: Child beauty pageants
    2: A cooler full of organs

    1: Nazis
    2: Heartwarming orphans

    1. Jewish fraternities
    2. Dead parents

    1: The Underground Railroad
    2: The Big Bang

    1: Crippling debt
    2: A really cool hat

    1: Backpacking in Afghanistan
    2: Dying

    1: Erectile dysfunction
    2: Viagra®

    The judge is @Yodaminch
  14. dp4m Chosen One

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    Oh, man... that's so harshly funny.

    TOO SOON!

    But harshly funny...
  15. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    I burst out laughing when I saw it too.

    I'm so going to Hell. :(
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  16. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    Yeah, wait. How were those both cards in a mass produced game. Seriously?
  17. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    "Backpacking in Afghanistan" was a user submission. I no longer remember whose.
  18. harpua Chosen One

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    Some people submitted stuff.
  19. dp4m Chosen One

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    Death is a card, I believe. I'm assuming the Backpacking one was a submitted card...
  20. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    Hmmm, I bet I know who played that too. Somebody a bit eager for a two-parter :p
  21. harpua Chosen One

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    Yes... I'd be really surprised if it wasn't that person. :p
  22. dp4m Chosen One

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    All of them are so much better than mine... :p

    I fear Ender to be correct again...
  23. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    I submitted it. I did not play it.
  24. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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  25. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    I mean, it's funny and all, but I'm not really seeing how the "3. Profit" would work. :p