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Games Cards Against Humanity -- winner: BF2k1

Discussion in 'Community' started by poor yorick, Feb 6, 2014.

  1. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I bet it would be ok on rebelscum.com. Rebelscum, lol.
     
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  2. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    oh yeah, that didn't even get a second glance
     
  3. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    I've had bad matches. I'd have killed for an Auschwitz card there... uh, not like that...
     
  4. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Still hanging out for a multi-answer black card. At worst, a good way to churn the stinkers in your hand.
     
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  5. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Okay, here are the choices for:

    Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships ______.

    Spontaneous human combustion
    The invisible hand
    Tom Cruise
    The Care Bear Stare
    An extensive Asian porn collection
    Barack Obama
    Tasteful sideboob
    Scrubbing under the folds
    John Wilkes Booth
    Amputees

    harpua is judging
     
  6. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Gonna go with amputees.
     
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  7. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    May 25, 2001
  8. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships amputees.

    Eeth wins this round!

    1. tom -2
    2. zapdos -1
    3. Boba_Fett_2001 -1
    4. Eeth-my-Koth -1
    5. duende
    6. jp30 -1
    7 GrandAdmiralJello
    8. Ender Sai -1
    9. harpua -1
    10. Yodaminch -1
    11. dp4m

    12. Point Given

    Jp was hoping for a card with two blanks, so here's one. New black card:

    Step 1: ______
    Step 2: ______
    Step 3: Profit

    Yodaminch is the next judge. I'll have the new white cards out in a minute.
     
  9. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    We're on target for Ender's prediction!
     
  10. Zapdos

    Zapdos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    oh lord i have an awful one but i don't know this yodaminch fellow and if it would be appreciated

    it would make a lot more sense with a "step 3: ?????" as well...
     
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  11. Yodaminch

    Yodaminch Force Ghost star 6

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    The darker, the better. [face_devil]
     
  12. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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  13. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Sorry this is late . . . I was at my nephew's birthday party, and it seemed tacky to leave early to go play a game on the internet. :p

    Anyway, these are the choices for:

    Step 1: _____
    Step 2: _____
    Step 3: Profit

    1: Teaching a robot to love
    2: Friends with benefits

    1: Fear itself
    2: The hardworking Mexican

    1: Child beauty pageants
    2: A cooler full of organs

    1: Nazis
    2: Heartwarming orphans

    1. Jewish fraternities
    2. Dead parents

    1: The Underground Railroad
    2: The Big Bang

    1: Crippling debt
    2: A really cool hat

    1: Backpacking in Afghanistan
    2: Dying

    1: Erectile dysfunction
    2: Viagra®

    The judge is Yodaminch
     
  14. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Oh, man... that's so harshly funny.

    TOO SOON!

    But harshly funny...
     
  15. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    I burst out laughing when I saw it too.

    I'm so going to Hell. :(
     
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  16. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    Yeah, wait. How were those both cards in a mass produced game. Seriously?
     
  17. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    "Backpacking in Afghanistan" was a user submission. I no longer remember whose.
     
  18. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Some people submitted stuff.
     
  19. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Death is a card, I believe. I'm assuming the Backpacking one was a submitted card...
     
  20. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Hmmm, I bet I know who played that too. Somebody a bit eager for a two-parter :p
     
  21. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Yes... I'd be really surprised if it wasn't that person. :p
     
  22. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    All of them are so much better than mine... :p

    I fear Ender to be correct again...
     
  23. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I submitted it. I did not play it.
     
  24. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    The plot thickens.
     
  25. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I mean, it's funny and all, but I'm not really seeing how the "3. Profit" would work. :p