ST Corrupt A Wish: TFA Edition {Forum Game}

Corrupt A Wish: THE FORCE AWAKENS EDITION​

In this game, you grant somebody's TFA related wish, ​

but with an unexpected twist.* Then you make your own wish.​

When you make a post:​

1. First, you grant the wish of the poster above you.* All you have to do is say "Granted."​

2. Then you corrupt it.* What does it mean to "corrupt" a wish, you ask? ​

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Here's examples of what you can do:​

Make the wish backfire.​

Make something happen that will ruin the wish.​

Exploit a loophole caused by the phrasing of the wish.​

etc., etc.​

* *Simply put, you add a twist.​

3. Then, you make a wish of your own.* Be fair, and don't be inappropriate.​

For example:

1st User: I wish there were a 4th Force Awakens trailer.
2nd User: Granted. It shows nothing but the same footage.


I'll start:
I wish I had tickets to TFA premiere

 

Granted: It's only for a 48 fps showing and you have to watch "Jem and the Holograms" twice before you see it.
Wish: I wish that they don't kill any of the new 3 leads

 

Granted. They all turn and kill Han, Leia and Luke with their bare hands.

I wish there were more Artoo in TFA.

 

I suprisingly am ok with that

 

Granted. He has new upgrades that allow him to speak English!!and his explosion last a whopping 2 minutes

I wish that we get to see snow speeders

 

Granted, we see them speeding across Jakku
I wish Luke is in more than a scene in the movie..

 

Granted, but it turns out that it involves him visiting Jar Jar's new Bombab Restaurant on Naboo.

I wish that Kylo Ren would stop being such a Vader fanboy.

 

in before the lock

 

In Episode 8 he's totally obsessed with the Beiber.

I wish we get a Yoda ghost sometime in the movie.

 

Granted. He's now a General Grievous fanboy.

I wish Wedge gets some form of nod

 

He'll stop, but he'll immediately start OCDing over Luke Skywalker, leading to a creepy scene where he kidnaps Luke in the same fashion Annie Wilkes does in Misery

I want Kylo and Phasma to become the ultimate evil power couple in the galaxy

Edit: God dammit people! I wanted that one! Ok guess I have to do yours now, Good. Ok: Wedge gets to be in the final battle but is killed when Poe hits his ship by accident

 

Granted, but they all commit suicide once their empire falls apart.

 

Granted, but they spend the rest of the trilogy looking for Moose and Flying Squirrel.

I want to see an Ewok in an X-Wing.

 

Granted. The X-Wing is a lame kids ride outside Dex's Diner and the Ewok is a basset hound in costume

I want to see someone lose a hand

 

Granted, screentime = 2 seconds before it crashes due to pilot error.


I wish that Darth Vader/Anakin had a blue glowie scene in TFA.

 

Granted. Anakin the Force Ghost gets a syndicated holo-channel cooking show

I still wanna see someone lose a hand

 

granted, but the hand wasn't lost, it was all Penny's dad fault.

Wish: i want them to explain what Fake Wedge was really up to:

 

ROTFL. I can see it now. Stir whip whip beat stir whip stir!

 

Fake Wedge takes notes at the briefing then steps outside to his TARDIS

How about some holocron action in TFA?

 

Granted. But when the holocron opens, Shia LeBouef has been cast as Darth Plagueis, and says that as a result of the holocron being opened, he is now the most powerful Sith ever, and will be in at least two trilogies.

I wish that Rey kicks Kylo's ass at the end of the film.

 

EDIT: Ninja'd!

 

Granted before a mod makes a snarky comment.

I wish Snoke turns out to be dark side Mickey Mouse.

 

clinteastwoodbradfield Granted, and when she does he gets mad and kills bb-8!
I wish Rey or Finn were asked to buy some death sticks..

 

Ouch! That's a good one!

Ok. Rey DOES kick Kylo's ass. In fact, she ends it all with one final blow and the screen cuts to black. We next see Kylo in the medical bay of the Starship Enterprise where he is told to quit whining because he was only dead for 10 minutes

 

Rey and Finn decline the death sticks, but walk away instead with a couple grams of Cali Medicinal to share with Maz. The movie gets an R rating.