Even More of Requiem for a Padawan: A Jedi Apprentice Fanfic

PLEASE POST!!!

 

Okay JOWK i'll make a deal with you...if you do't post on requiem I'm not gonna post on MInd Games.

I sympatise by the way, I've got six assignments to complete and I'm soo far behind I'ts not funny!!

See ya
Kithera

 

I just got back from a four-day jazz glut (and not only am I not sick of it, but it seems that my musical insanity's actually gotten worse) and have a test or quiz in... yep, every single class that gives the bloody things to make up tomorrow. Isn't post-finals class synchronization wonderful? redface.gif

JOWK, we love you! Don't be a stranger. *puppy face* Please?

 

WHAT???!!!!
Kit'!!!! What are you doing???? Don't stop posting too!!!!
The readers will be doubly deprived!!!

 

GGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Please post JOWK, you're our only hope!

 

Repeat after me:
deep poodoo.
That's what you're in.
I tried being nice, I tried being mean, it didn't work.

So back to the death threats . I'll provide the official backing of the Rabid Mob, Inc. Someone needs to get guns and we need volunteers (not to mention JOWK's address).
Rendez-vous on Bandomeer, as usual.

REMINDER: This will only be cancelled in JOWK posts the conclusion to this story AND a critique of my story (he, he!)IN 24 HOURS!!!!!
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I've got my pitch fork!

 

Dang nabitt!!!!!
You have any idea how happy I was when i saw that a third page was up!!! I thought that JOWK had finally posted!!
Where's my fiery torch!!!! AFTER HER!!!!

 

A crazed gleam came into JMA'F's eyes as she clutched her lightsaber tighter...

 

Grabbing a wad of rolled up scripts that never worked and setting them alight

DIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!


Kithera

 

Amarice grabs a pitchfork from her garage

I knew this would come in handy some day...

Okay JOWK, this is your last chance: Post, or suffer our wrath.

 

*Erica Pulls out her lightsabre*

After her!

Meet me on Bandomeer in 24 hours everyone

 

To Bandomeer we go,
To Bandomeer we go,
High ho the dairy-o,
To Bandomeer we go!!!

JOWK we demand to see that post!!!

As of now I belive that there are a large number of people assembling at Bandomeer for the sole perpose of hunting you down, it would be in your best intrest that you make another post or start prefecting your light saber skills, or better yet both, because even if we do get a post in time I'm sure we will all be very upset that it took you this long!!!

Have a nice day everyone, and don't forget to pack your light saber if you're heading out to Bandomeer!!!

 

Drastic times call for drastic measures.
As of now, DO NOT POST ANY MORE BEGGING UNTIL JOWK HAS POSTED THE CONCLUSION.
The sadistic author will watch her thread fall into decline PAST PAGE 3! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do not even post that you agree!

 

but..... but......... but...... I ONLY HAVE 14 MORE DAYS!!!

this is terrible.....

 

I've nominated myself to be the fanfic author protector.

You realize that by forming a mob, you're making the authors more stressed about posting? They've all got work, school work, and prior engagements that, frankly, are more important than keeping their loyal fans happy.

And, if this escalates enough, there won't be any authors left to write! Think before you mob the gates!

Offer chocolate and caffeine to the authors. Promote peace and joy in all threads. Compliment your favorite author on her clothing choice for the day. Let her or him know that you love her or him and you care about his or her health.

Be ingratiatingly nice - make them feel guilty!

 

Hiroko suddenly leaps out from the back row.

"Amen! Amen to the sista!"

Seriously, death threats aren't cool. It's much more of a heartwarming guilt trip if you show up with oven-fresh chocolate chip cookies and ready to give footrubs.

mmm chocolate chip cookies Dangit, now look what I've done.

*holds cookie basket aloft* JOWK, these are for you! Jaro's got a pitchfork, she'll hold off any straggling hostiles while you run up and get 'em. Ready? *looks around all paranoid* 1, 2, 3, shoot!

 

All right, JOWK, in order to make your life easier, I will let you borrow the Obee-one droid I stole from Alli-Wan!
He will do all of your chores and homework for you, and even go to all of your classes and take notes! So then you'll have nothing left to do with yourself except post the final chapter to this awesome story!

 

but..... but......... but...... NOW I ONLY HAVE 13 MORE DAYS!!!

this is terrible.....

 

please post......please..

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY AND UNHOLY WILL YOU PLEASE POST!!!

I'll calm down now.......

Faints from stress of waiting so long

 

I guess the story is done.

 

NO THE STORY ISN'T DONE!!! IT CAN'T BE DONE!?!

WHERE'S THE RESTITUTION?
WHERE'S THE FORMAL APOLOGY?

IN ONE HOUR AND FIFTEEN MINUTES I WILL ONLY HAVE 12 DAYS LEFT!!

 

PLEASE relax everyone! This story is not done - real life has merely caught up with our author and rendered her unable to write.

You Will Know when this story is finished it will say "THE END" at the bottom of a post.

Needless to say, we haven't seen that yet. Give the lady some time.

 

AAAGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JOWK, if you weren't so talented, you'd be a dead man right now! POST!!!!! Please!!!!!!Pretty Please? With a cherry on top?

JUST FRICKIN POST!!!!!!

Come on, Obi-1 can be sleeping forever! He's gotta wake up and see Qui-Gon and we have to see if he's accepted back and all.

*starts weeping in agony at the delay*

 

THE END!!!!!

Just kidding, but seriously JoWK would you please post?

Nice things for JoWK??? Okay nice Aussie things: Lamingtons, beach holidays,rain forest walks, koalas and kanagroosm corocdiles (well, actually they are not that nice but they do keep rabid fans at bay )

That enough to make you post???

Kithera