"Ewan McGregor Meet Obi-Wan Kenobi"

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  1. Julie Moderator Emeritus

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    Short, but good and its another one of those 'AHH! I Want More Please' posts. I wonder just how 'prepared' this team will be for the people they are going to 'pick up'. ;) *snicker*
  2. Angel_of_Naboo Jedi Master

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    hehehe... I agree with Julie!!! More please!!!
  3. Knight_Maria Jedi Knight

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    I agree also.
    They better watch out, but at least they can yell at the top of their lungs: Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!!!

    LOL!!!
  4. Jeedai Jedi Knight

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    Here is a super long post for all of you!



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    Amy was washing her hands when Heather burst into the unkempt restroom of the Pizza Hut, cheeks flushed with an unusual burst of excitement. ?Amy! It?s like a James Bond movie!?

    ?What?? Amy frowned. She reached for the paper towels to find the dispenser empty. Scowling, she struggled with the toilet paper, giving a disgusted growl in her throat. ?What is this? K-Mart??

    Heather gave her a bewildered look, then grabbed the younger girl and pulled her out the door. Amy was ready to protest, but she let the words hang in the air as she spotted the relaxed but telling look in the Jedi?s gaze at Annie?s wide-eye goggling as she peered out the window. ?What?s going on?? Amy whispered.

    It was then that she noticed the four navy blue sedans parked outside, and the men that seemed to swarm the Pizza Hut. Annie turned from the window and gave the Jedi an apprehensive glance. Amy gave Heather an imploring look. ?Isn?t there suppose to be a silver car exploding from a glass window across the street??

    ?Well, the feds usually wear black, tailored suits,? Heather murmured back. ?And wear sunglasses. These guys aren?t, but they have the matching cars.?

    ?Is it the CIA or FBI? What if they arrest Obi-Wan??

    ?I don?t know. Where?s the lightsaber??

    ?In the trunk of the car!?

    ?That?s just brilliant! Let me fetch it,? Heather muttered.

    The tall blonde man that looked the very definition of a Californian ?dude? spotted them and marched over. ?Are any of you Amy Kasten?? he demanded.

    ?No,? Amy squeaked. She glanced frantically around the Pizza Hut and spotted a young woman eating a salad. ?But she is!?

    The spy whirled and Amy raced out the door, Heather at her heels. Annie, who had been silent, let out a squeal as Obi-Wan pulled the girl out of the restaurant. Qui-Gon snatched the laptop. As Amy and Heather raced down the sidewalk, looking for some sort of hiding spot, the Jedi hot on their heels, they were nearly intercepted by more T-shirt and jeans dressed spies. The Jedi easily persuaded them to move without effort and it was with some luck that they found a crowded swimwear shop.

    Obi-Wan didn?t miss the startled comment as he raced by from one of their stalkers.

    ?Hey! Wasn?t that Ewan? And didn?t Qui-Gon die in the last movie??

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    ?Sorry, ma?am,? Stephen Miller stammered, backing away from the angry woman. ?My mistake.? He quickly ushered his team out of the restaurant. Cameron and Jim looked peeved, turning and glaring down the sloping sidewalk. ?What is it??

    ?We were sent to pick Ewan and Liam up from a Pizza Hut?? Cameron demanded, raking a hand through his reddish hair. ?And Jim swears that Liam wasn?t suppose to be back!?

    ?I dunno, maybe he had breakfast with Lucas or something,? Stephen frowned. ?He didn?t really say. But it?s five contacts. And Ewan is screening today.? When the other two didn?t answer and the three other men emerged from the restaurant with the other two crossing the street, muttering and cursing as they went. ?Why did you let them go??

    ?They were too fast!? Cameron cried, waving an arm down the sidewalk.

    ?I don?t believe this. We can handle crazed fans, but we can?t get a hold on contracted actors hanging with three extras??

    Cameron and Jim flushed and studied the ground. Ronnie, Sid, and Randy began systematically searching the block. Giving his two subordinates a glare, Stephen followed the other three.

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    ?What,? Obi-Wan demanded as Amy pretended to study a surf board, ?was that all about??

    ?You know how I said that if the government knew about you that they?d chop you into little pieces for study?? Amy murmured, liking the fire pattern on the purple board.

    ?Yes.?

    ?I think those are the guys who would catch you.?

    Obi-Wan smirked and raised his eyebrows at Heather, who was nodding in complete agreement. Not more than two racks over, Qui-Gon and Annie were being discreet, the laptop securely tucked under the large man?s arm.
  5. p_stotts Force Ghost

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    Hilarious! Gotta post more soon! Can't wait to see what happens.
  6. jedipati Force Ghost

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    LOL ROTFL Oh that was so funny!!! I about died laughing
  7. Julie Moderator Emeritus

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    Spies in geans and T-shirts! lol!! Those 'Jawas' are luck George doesn't require them to wear flannel like him!

    I just about died laughing when I read about Qui-gon and Obi-wan wanting to arrive at Skywalker Ranch in uniform! Waiting for the next part will be such torture, Amidolee!!!
  8. Anakin's Angel Jedi Master

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    The three girls leaning against the car and watching Qui and Obi stroll out was the best! ;) That post was damn hilarious!

    aa :)
  9. Angel_of_Naboo Jedi Master

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    I agree with what the others said! Hilarious, this post was!
    Can we have more? :)
  10. Knight_Maria Jedi Knight

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    I LOVED the part with al of 'em standing in the dressing room together, and Obi's comments on their choice of clothing for him. LOL!!!

    And dito what the others said!
    UP!
  11. DarthBoba Manager Emeritus

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    "It's not every day you see two Jedi walk out of a pizza Hut."

    LOL!
  12. Amidolee Force Ghost

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    Ugh. I've got this massive headache and doubt I'll get much written tonight. Plus, I want to bless you all with a post from JMMJ (they're awesome, aren't they?) and so I'm going to halt things a few days so hopefully she can sneak on and get one written.
  13. Amidolee Force Ghost

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    K.

    Over supper, I realized that this story is almost to an end. Three chapters left maybe? But don't fear, I've got the sequel already brewing in my mind if I decide to do it!
  14. DarthBoba Manager Emeritus

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    Good...get to it as soon as you can. ;)
  15. Senator Lorena Jedi Master

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    Caught up with the story. So funny! Poor Jedi!

    Hope you feel better soon, Ami!
  16. Knight_Maria Jedi Knight

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    UP!
    Hope your headache gets better Amidolee!!!

    Starts chant: "Sequel, Sequel, Sequel!!!"
  17. Angel_of_Naboo Jedi Master

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    Please post soon!!!
    A sequel could be fun...
  18. Senni_Arava Jedi Knight

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  19. Amidolee Force Ghost

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    K, these are for the people who read NLL or the USJS. These are pics I found that reminded me of Cali, and I'm hoping someone could do a fan art pic of her and Obi or something and then e-mail it to me!

    :)

    http://togalair.homestead.com/files/images/1cali1.jpg

    http://togalair.homestead.com/files/images/1cali2.jpg

    http://togalair.homestead.com/files/images/1cali3.jpg

    http://togalair.homestead.com/files/images/cali.jpg

    http://togalair.homestead.com/files/images/cali2.jpg

    http://togalair.homestead.com/files/images/cali3.jpg

    http://togalair.homestead.com/files/images/cali4.jpg

    http://togalair.homestead.com/files/images/cali5.jpg

    http://togalair.homestead.com/files/images/cali6.jpg

    http://togalair.homestead.com/files/images/cali7.jpg
  20. Amidolee Force Ghost

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    K, these are for the people who read NLL or the USJS. These are pics I found that reminded me of Cali, and I'm hoping someone could do a fan art pic of her and Obi or something and then e-mail it to me!

    :)

    http://togalair.homestead.com/files/images/1cali1.jpg

    http://togalair.homestead.com/files/images/1cali2.jpg

    http://togalair.homestead.com/files/images/1cali3.jpg

    http://togalair.homestead.com/files/images/cali.jpg

    http://togalair.homestead.com/files/images/cali2.jpg

    http://togalair.homestead.com/files/images/cali3.jpg

    http://togalair.homestead.com/files/images/cali4.jpg

    http://togalair.homestead.com/files/images/cali5.jpg

    http://togalair.homestead.com/files/images/cali6.jpg

    http://togalair.homestead.com/files/images/cali7.jpg


    forgot these 2

    http://togalair.homestead.com/files/images/cali8.jpg

    http://togalair.homestead.com/files/images/cali9.jpg

  21. Anakin's Angel Jedi Master

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    Cool....now the only problem is finding a suitable Obi! He's only supposed to be 18/19, but I think some of the TPM images would work!

    aa :)
  22. Amidolee Force Ghost

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    There are some pics out there of Ewan with the same spiky hair but a lot younger :)
  23. Knight_Maria Jedi Knight

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  24. Amidolee Force Ghost

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    Well, school got out early for teacher inservice. And the weather was bad so PT was cancelled as well. Unfortunately, I think I've got the mono/week flu bug flying around, along with the "mysterious illness" that kept me under earlier this school year, and my hypoglecymic junk is acting up.

    And, too make things worse, MJ won't be able to post the next post, so you'll have to suffer with me.

    I'll try to get some posts up tonight, but don't flame me if I wind up killing them all or something.
  25. Amidolee Force Ghost

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    Here's a big one!


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    Stephen Miller glanced towards the tall man sitting beside him in the passenger seat of the leather-interior Sedan. It hadn?t occurred to him up until just moments ago that this man wasn?t Liam Neeson. Aside from the physical differences he was able to define and the slight variation of accent, there was something almost offworldly about this man. Stephen even began to doubt whether McGregor was following in the gray Calais behind them. The similarities between the actors and these imposters were startling, and he became more intrigued by what Lucas may have planned.

    Unaware of Miller?s thoughts, Heather and Annie were busy in the backseat. By now, Heather was used to the somewhat lively summer this was shaping out to be and wasn?t overwhelmed by the prospect of meeting Jedi and being apprehended by a pack of Jawas. She laughed to herself over the code name of the group of GL goons. Turning in her seat, she waved out of the back shield and Amy and Obi-Wan. Her friend honked back and waved, the Padawan giving a small salute.

    Annie giggled. ?Doesn?t this strike you as phenomenal??

    ?The James Bond stuff or the whole Jedi fiasco?? Heather asked, grinning when Qui-Gon turned his head to give her a wry look.

    ?All of it.? She lowered her voice so their driver wouldn?t here. ?This is way beyond normal. We?re meeting GL and Jedi, and will be able to hold the rich one liable if we know his secret.?

    ?Do we know he has a secret? Aside from the Jedi, I mean.?

    Annie raised her eyebrows at the other girl. ?Of course there is something big hiding! The big question is if the movies are fact.?

    ?Do you want them to be??

    Annie?s face scrunched, brow furrowed as she studied the back of Qui-Gon?s head. It was a question she hadn?t contemplated too seriously. *Did* she want the movies to be fact? The Chosen One prophecy and the Anakin Skywalker ordeal was more than interesting, and she was partial to the Luke Skywalker character despite Amy?s obvious animosity for anything Skywalker. It would be amazing to know what was going to happen, to realize that there really was a galaxy full of Jedi out there.

    But then there was the dark side, Palpatine, and the tyranny of the Empire. Not to mention the Jedi Purge. While the episodes containing the information of Anakin Skywalker?s turn were not yet made, there was the knowledge of the suffering and death that would ensue. Annie wasn?t sure she wanted any of those terrible events to happen: from Qui-Gon?s death to the destruction of Alderaan.

    //I must be going crazy// she thought idly. How could she even think that any of this was true? All logic suggested that she was teetering dangerously away from sanity, but she also couldn?t deny the two Jedi visitors.

    ?I honestly don?t know,? Annie said a few minutes later. ?But I?m sure Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan really don?t want TPM to come true.?

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    Amy had been in the company of Obi-Wan Kenobi for over a week now, and she was quite confident that nothing would be able to surprise or excite her ever again. Yet she found herself becoming giddy with excitement and incredulity as she followed the navy Sedan into the beautiful wine country hills. Perhaps it was the fact that Obi-Wan now appeared to be who he really was and not some bum hitchhiker. The Jedi clothes really did put a different atmosphere into motion, and Obi-Wan seemed more like the Jedi and less like the terror he had become.

    Amy vaguely wondered if she was responsible for the corrupted Padawan.

    //I?m going to meet George Lucas and R2, road trip with the Jedi, and make sure GL reimburses me for hauling these guys around!//

    ?You?re getting a little excited,? Obi-Wan commented as he slipped a Red Hot Chili Peppers CD into the player.

    ?Why shouldn?t I?? Amy asked defensively. ?I?m going to *the* ranch. It is the epitome of envied destinations, and I?m *going*! I have my all-time fav Jedi?well, that may have to be reconsidered??

    Obi-Wan pulled a face. ?You know I really am sorry??

    ?
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