Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Lord_Lazarus, Oct 1, 2001.
Yes... and cows go woof!
I'm assuming that being g33ks someone else other than me is awake at this unwieldly hour and semi coherant?
or has everyone decided that even caffiene cant keep them up this late?
Depends, did you drink it slow or fast?
thats good enough for me *reachs for light saber and looks around for the nearest jawa*
you can run but you cant hide! allyour hiding spots have been blocked up!
hahahahahahaha your time is up you little stinky jawa (this'll teach him)*whacks with almighty back hander and gets some wierd sticky goo all over hand* what the !!
Why is Sith whacking that barrel of slime? Stinky is on the other side of room.
*Looks at slime* hmm... *Looks at wacking stick* hmmmmmmmmm...
MY TURN MY TURN!!
*sings extremely off tune* I like aeroplane jelleeeeeeeeeeeee, aeroplane jelleeeeee for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
what do you mean your eyes are traffic lights
I thought they were always light headlights, on low beam
*stares like a stunned deer*
I like Ubese.
They only come up to your knees (If you're a wookie anyway).
I like to eat Japanese....
But the one I had last night was all gristle.
so are we killing someone or what?
*cocks head, looks at Piggles* Well, I believe you'd be a worthy subject for that ...
Can't we have one thread that doesn't involve killing someone?
Good, I was just checking
no, no we cannot.
We all go a little crazy sometimes...
...and let slip the dog of war!
...with a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you...
<Barney the Dinosaur>
Wait ... scrap the plans for Piggles' demise, GET THE PURPLE DINOSAUR!
This calls for more from the Cyber Jokes book!
"The Ten Commandments
(Slightly Revised for the '90s)"
I. Thou shalt not worship or idolize the Purple Demon known to thee as B'harnee no matter how heavily he is merchandised, lest thy brain become spongified.
II. Thou mayest use the name of B'harnee in vain, if necessary, but do not repeat the name often, for it gives the beast power and makes intelligent people wish to puke.
III. Thou shalt honor the Jihad and all who support it, for it is through their efforts that the world shall be saved from the Purple Menace.
IV. Thou shalt observe and obey the canon know as the Threefold Truth, and keep it holy.
V. Thou shalt feel free to viciously kill B'harnee in any way thou findest convenient and effective, as well as any unrepentant followers of the Purple Demon
VI. Thou shalt not engage in any sexual relation with beings who are not human, are brightly colored, and whose minds are as simple and pliable as Silly Putty.
VII. Thou shalt not covet or purchase B'harnee merchandise, no matter how much thy children may whine and scream.
VIII. Thou shalt not steal, or allow anyone else to steal of control another's mind using the seductive powers of the Purple Menace.
IX. Thou shalt do everything in thy power to stop the lies spread by Sponge-Minions concerning the Evil One, Teach the Threefold Truth to everyone thy can, and thou shalt emerge triumphant.
X. Never forget: B'harnee must be destroyed. All else is immaterial.
I still can't believe they took off blue clues to put Barney on. That show was cool.
Yeah I know I watch too many of the shows my kids watch
so then I says go ahead see if I gives a damn its your bloody hose any way but its my ice cream so give it back before it gets all runny again and while your at it stop using my ........ opps sorry
woobly woobly woobly
ack ack pfft
ooga booga boo
(I apologise if anyone just turned into a frog or something)