SWRPF Archive God Moders' Arena

has nothing better to do so he reads Hamlet.

 

dont get any weird ideas from that book like sleeping with your mother.

 

Big Kahuna (not to be confused with BURGER KING!!!!!!!!!)

Our intials may be the same Thok but you will come to realize I am far more powerful than the King of Burgers!!!!!!!!!


Makes a hamburger and throws it at Thok. The grease, mayo, catsup, mustard, tomatoe, pickles, onions, sesame seeds, and Big Kahuna's "secret" sauce form an acid that could deteriorate even the toughest of armor.

 

::Grabs burger in mid air, re-throws burger at RBG::

"AH HA! TAKE THAT BORING MAN!"

 

decides to weigh 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, lbs. then jumps on RBG.

 

::Gets in pressurized suit, drains out all the air in the room.::

"Everyone dead yet?"

 

The air would have been sucked out of the room but the quiet heavy BK blocked the whole in the arena.

 

::Begins to give BK lyposuction::

"HA take that fatty!"

 

big boned!! I'm big boned!!............and husky and stout and ummmm........ runs to find thesarus.

 

"yeah, big boned, that what they all say"

::Starts making soap with Bk's fat::

 

orders a health video and returns to normal state but with pressurized suit. Ok now your in for it. Draws out and shoots the "One hit and you're dead, even if you had.a.field, can't miss, can't be blocked, can't be reversed, can't be reflected, can't be deflected, can't be bored out of existence, can't do anything about, big, freak'n beam of flam'n emus!!!!!" and blows RBG's groin out of existence.

 

Whew! i thought that was aimed for me.

::Takes out identical weapon shoots BK's gun, then sets own gun on overload::

"HA i just destroyed the last two of those guns in the universe."

::Gun explodes in hands, buring the holder mildly::

 

ReallyBoringGuy wanders into the arena, and wonders why everyone is busy annihilating a statue of himself. Though, before it is totally vaporized, he admits it is rather lifelike. The yo-yo repairs itself and decapitates WildWookie while yelling, "Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy!"

OOC: Why is everyone picking on ME!?

Oh well, it's great to be loved, I guess...

 

::throws three stringed yo yo of death at RBG::

 

makes another "One hit and you're dead, even if you had.a.field, can't miss, can't be blocked, can't be reversed, can't be reflected, can't be deflected, can't be bored out of existence, can't do anything about, big, freak'n beam of flam'n emus!!!!!" gun with his "One hit and you're dead, even if you had.a.field, can't miss, can't be blocked, can't be reversed, can't be reflected, can't be deflected, can't be bored out of existence, can't do anything about, big, freak'n beam of flam'n emus!!!!!" gun creator kit. (That only works for Big Kahuna) then blows the real RBG's groin out of existence.

 

::Creates Counter shield for "One hit and you're dead, even if you had.a.field, can't miss, can't be blocked, can't be reversed, can't be reflected, can't be deflected, can't be bored out of existence, can't do anything about, big, freak'n beam of flam'n emus!!!!!" Walks up and steal BK gun::

"Ha-ah-HA, GLAVEN!"

 

makes another "One hit and you're dead, even if you had.a.field, can't miss, can't be blocked, can't be reversed, can't be reflected, can't be deflected, can't be bored out of existence, can't do anything about, big, freak'n beam of flam'n emus!!!!!" gun with his "One hit and you're dead, even if you had.a.field, can't miss, can't be blocked, can't be reversed, can't be reflected, can't be deflected, can't be bored out of existence, can't do anything about, big, freak'n beam of flam'n emus!!!!!" gun creator kit. (That only works for Big Kahuna) with a the new feature "Can't be blocked with a Counter Shield" then blows Thoks head out of exsistence

 

::Becomes Neo from the matrix and stops the laser in mid air, aims the beam back at BK like in tomb raider and press the play button initiating action once again, as BK splatter against the wall::

 

notice this part of the name of the ray "can't do any thing about" so U-B-Dead

 

but im neo!

 

Clone of thok walks in with new "I can belive its not butter gun, with new feature shootin anti friction paste that cannot be removed from any surface no matter what you do, causing lack of control of any thing anyone touches except the user of the gun, thats one of a kind and cannot be created and has no counter of any kind, and theres nothing that can be done about it gun"

and shoots it at BK

 

ReallyBoringGuy explains his English assignment to search for three articles, one on the Internet and two in a database, in great detail several times over. This causes WildWookie and BigKahuna to deny their own physicality. WW becomes convinced he is a fish, and BK decides he's a cow. Both undergo species change operations and end up served in restaurants as a dish.

 

In that case i will have the top sirloin with a side of walleye.

 

The now slippery Whopper destroy RBG in one swift motion when he decaptates him with a tomato of death.

 

You spell Tomato like dan quale spells potato, now i have to kill you again. Pulls out angry sheep gun that strips target of any tissue and leaves nothing but bones gun. And fires it at BK and RBG.