JCC Greatest Living Yorkshireman?

Tell it again! Tell it again!

 

My sister-in-law's family are from the frozen North. We've known them for decades. Anyway, when my Dad (southerner) first visited them he didn't understand a word of what they said. Plus he had to eat an entire Yorkshire Pudding as a starter (with a meagre portion of meat in the main).

 

Better with each read!



And shouldn't you be concentrating on Everton playing Azkaban?

 

They're a pretty good side, it turns out. Be happy with a draw.

EDIT: John Stones is from Barnsley, so the question is answered.

 

Partially. We can rule out another person.

 

Did anyone vote for Bruckenfact Cottonretch?

 

Several people did vote for Bananapeel Cuddlemetosleep, but since he's not actually from Yorkshire or even OOP NAWTH in general, it was disregarded entirely.

 

I'm quite sure Bunnyduck Cripplepatch is from Yorkington Shires.

 

Poor guy. Has an unspellable and unpronounceable name, and he looks like Tobey Maguire.

 

Born in Hammersmith, which I'm reasonably sure is West London. He's too bloody Toff to be from OOP NAWTH.

 

Indeed. The only reason burbydick clammersnatch would have to even visit Yorkshire would be if his father found him contemptible and sent him on a tour of their lesser estates.

 

So he's definitely not from Yorickshift? Interesting.

 

"It is clear from your head that your mother had an affair with a set of draughtsman's tools. Possibly by how close-set your eyes are, it was a set that had been in the family for generations. To remove you from my sight, I am sending you to a middle-range public school in Giggleswick."