I think Suz is ignoring my love for him.

*causes drama*

 

He told me, it was his baby's mama that was holding him back, so don't believe none of that fool's lies.

 

He's just playing hard to get.

 

^That must be it.

 

Did he send you a picture of himself kissing kitty?

 

...

 

Just innocently run into him, out in public, randomly. Then put your car in reverse, and run back into him. Rinse, dry, repeat.

 

Isn't that...illegal?

 

I. Will. Make. It. Legal.....

 

That was so set up.

Also, obligatory NO STAR WARS IN THE BBG!

 

I.Will.Make.That.Legal.Too.

 

But...but...how!?

 

Be patient my young apprentice, soon all will be clear. He will come before you, and then you will bring him to me.

 

I have to share?

 

No, I just want to mancheck him for ignoring your love, for so long.

 

Oh, ok, that works.

 

It won't work after he gets manchecked.

 

It's the price he must pay.

 

Poor Suz.

 

You feel pity?!