JCC Italian seismologists sentenced to six years for failing to predict an earthquake

This is just backlash for Jersey Shore being canceled.

 

Energy field around a planet that he needs a starship to escape through.

 

That wasn't a real God..

 

Silly Italians, we all know it's the fault of the gays.

 

Whenever we're mad at science for not being good enough, I think it's entirely fair to take it out on scientists or, if no scientist can be found, anyone wearing glasses. There should be a national Kidney Punch a Nerd Day.

 

Every day is National Kidney Punch a Nerd Day or at least give one a wedgie!

 

So I should put my need to enduldge in the artistic culture of Italy via Florence and Venice on hold? DAMN!

 

Italian risk assessment scientists resign in protest.

And why wouldn't they? I wouldn't work under those conditions.

 

In all fairness, it IS Italy, it isn't as if they haven't imprisoned scientists there before...

 

Shouldn't this be wacky news?

 

Nope, it's science outrage. Totally different thing.

 

What does God need with a starship?