JCC ITT we complain about our 1st world problems...

Don't make me troll you, vos.

 

Check your treasure hoard. Is there any platinum in it?

If so, probably not a troll.

 

If you're gonna offer D&D advice do it right. Cut yourself, if it doesn't regenerate you are probably not a troll.

 

And if you do regenerate, you're probably a Time Lord

 

Two of my favorite bands, Earth and True Widow, played this week and I wasn't able to go because of work and school. I'm still bummed about it.

 

I have 6 hours of meetings today.

 

Speaking of iTunes, apparently Slipknot's debut is now a "classic metal album."

 

Well while we're going down this chain...

I remember being a kid and hearing about how Lisa Bonet was thrown off of A Different World and put back on The Cosby Show because she was pregnant by Lenny Kravitz. Their daughter is now 25.

#Things that make you feel old.

 

No, it's not that I feel old. It's that Slipknot is ****ing awful.

 

The prescription drug addicts were always the ones with slipknot shirts at my high school.

 

I can't get my hands on the typewriter I need. I'm really annoyed.

 

I'm so sick of seeing and hearing political ads every two minutes!

 

My Girlfriend's dog got into my taco bell food while I stepped out to talk to a neighbor and ended up with a case of pancreatitus. It only cost me 450 at the vet. She is blaming me cause I didn't eat the food first or put it way up high. It was in the middle of the counter and he got up there. He is a beagle with a nose for trouble. He will get into the refridgerator as well if we don't lock it with a baby lock.

 

is there some way i can batsignal everyone on the forum to this thread?

 

At least this gf is only costing you $450.

So far.

 

yeah, those are the only two words i read before i had to stop and look around me for a little while. i'm really confused right now.

 

The little beagle is definite babe magnet. I mean everyone loves him. He even has a little heart on the top of his head as a birth mark. Of course he cares less about humans and more about sniffing the next pole or following a scent. I tried taking him to a street fair and had to bring him back cause he sniffed everything and wanted to mark everyone's stuff.

 

Are you talking about a dog

 

Is pole a euphemism for your penis? Does the dog freak out when you two have sex?

 

I understand the dog mistaking Taco Bell for food, but you should have known better.

 

Yes I am talking about her little beagle. He is adorable and lovable. And like a typical dog he has to mark stuff. It can be quite embarrassing. He marked a neighbors' lawn chair while the neighbor was still sitting in it.

 

happy for you beez. please use protection.

 

"Yes, I am talking about her little beagle." lol

 

Are you sure about that? A couple of years ago I bought an episode of the late '80s cartoon Dinosaucers. I just looked up Dinosaucers on Amazon and the other episodes from that season are "currently unavailable" with the reason being "Our agreements with the content provider don’t allow purchases of Take Us Out To The Ball at this time", but the episode I bought is still in my video library and available to stream. (That said...dangit, I wish I'd bought more episodes.)