Man Bites Dog - the zany headline game - game has a winner

1. DarthAnakin101
2. BaSSiL
3. The_Loyal_Imperial
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1. DarthAnakin101
2. BaSSiL
3. The_Loyal_Imperial
4. C1-J2
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1. DarthAnakin101
2. BaSSiL
3. The_Loyal_Imperial
4. C1-J2
5. RX_Sith
6.

 

Anybody?

 

1. DarthAnakin101
2. BaSSiL
3. The_Loyal_Imperial
4. C1-J2
5. RX_Sith
6. JediVegeta

Yea! Got in. I thought that the game was still in progress!

 

Nude Urologist Star Missing Czar

25 + 50 + 10 + 50 + 25 = 160

The urologist legendary for performing his operations in the nude, Dr. R. Chopp, is reported to be missing his favorite and most frequent patient, the claimant to the title of Czar of All the Russias.

 

Exclusive! Rare Cop Doc Crooked

2(10+25+25+25)= 170

He's a Cop! No, he's a doctor! No, he's both! The infamous Cop Doc shoots down the enemy and gives surgery to the victim, all at the same time! Sounds great, right? WRONG! It has just been revealed that instead of saving the victims he conducts brain surgery to make them more obedient to his demands. His plan is to take over the world, one victim at a time.

 

DEAD 25 pts
SHOOTS 10 pts
LOVER 25 pts
FEDS 25 pts
PREZ 25 pts

PREZ SHOOTS FEDS LOVER DEAD

President Smitten shot his Federal lover, Miss Cruelinski, due to her threat of disclosing their affairs in the Presidential Suite to all of the multimedia outlets. Now, however, due to her death, he faces even more deadly charges.

 

NAKED TOUGH RUNS OFF WITH ROMANTIC!
50 + 10 + 50 + 25 = 135


Witnesses claim they knew the man was rowdy, but they didn't think he was that rowdy.

 

GIRL RIPS OFF CONVICT BLASTS SECRETARY!
10 25 25 50 10 = 120

During a hostage situation at a local bank, a girl engaged an escaped prison convict in a game of poker to win her freedom. After winning by ripping off the convict (ace up her sleeve), she proceeded to knock the convict out, and threw his body through window located on the 18 story. According to witnesses, what followed was a blood bath...kind of.

As the girl started to collect the money from the register, a secretary tried to stop her. The girl had a paint ball gun hidden in her girdle and blasted the secretary. The paint was red. The secretary suffered minor injuries and psychological damage as she is now afraid of red paint and girls who play poker.

The girl escaped by jet pack from the room. If seen please call the police.

 

You know, I thought for a second there I had forgot to sent my sentences in. I was worried how far behind I was

cool...

 

Mystery Blonde Nun Mob Boss Indicted!

25 + 25 + 50 + 25 + 25 = 150

The mysterious blonde nun and mob boss, known only by the codename "Goldilocks", has been formally indicted today!

 

ATTACKS 10
NAKED 50
BANKER 25
SUSPECT 25
FEDS 25

NAKED BANKER ATTACKS SUSPECT FEDS = 135 Points

He came into the the bank to make a special deposit. Granted, he was naked, but when the Suspect Feds declined, he felt he had no choice but to attack them.

 

B'WAY 10
FALLS FOR 25
WIFE 25
WALL ST. 25
SUES 10

WIFE SUES WALL STREET FALLS FOR BROADWAY

A angry wife took on the Wall Street fat cats who she claims stole her $23,000,000 dollars worth of stock. In the process of hating all of humanity, the angry woman was running down Broadway screaming and frothing at the mouth, when she saw a production sign of Les Misérables. After seeing the sign, she stated that she used to support Broadway back in the day, when she had no money. The sign of Lesmis reminded her of her pain of living in a mansion, filled with pool boys, tubs made of pure gold and servants who served as her staircase. Falling in love with theater again, she pledged her life's fortune to Broadway. First, she must win the lawsuit. If she doesn't, she will sue McDonalds.

 

Drops, Crazy Devoted Convict, Angry

10+25+25+25+10=95

Phillip Drops the crazy convict from San Francisco, has been helplessly devoted to his love of pizza. He is now angry due to the sudden surge in press coverage of his ever growing weight. At 1672 pounds, Drops feels that the press has no right to accuse him of being obese.

 

Woah, I thought I'd already done this. Sorry for the wait, everyone.

SECRET TYCOON SAVES LOST; WEDS

25 + 10 + 25 + 25 + 25 = 110

110 + 135 = 245



Anonymous Billionaire saves struggling ABC series, Lost as an apparent "wedding gift" to his fiancee. No word yet on who the anonymous syndicated philanthropist is, nor do we have info on the supposed bride.

 

Beauty 25
Actor 25
Rare 10
Crazy 25
Lawyer 25

CRAZY ACTOR LAWYER RARE BEAUTY = 125 points

Mrs. Perry Mason, the rarely seen beauty of famous lawyer Perry Mason was acting up in the courtroom during her husband's closing of his case. Due to her interruptions, the Judge had no choice but to order the trial a mistrial. No word yet on Mr. Mason's first loss in the courtroom.