Member Misinformation Bowl

I got this idea from the Chicago people. Not only can you leave a real factiod about the previously posting member, you make stuff up about them.

Let's use this thread for the made up stuff and let the other be for the real stuff.

I'll start.

Kitarusapien's father was a hamster & his mother smelled of elderberries

 

PtrsonsZOO has six fingers on her right hand and there is a spainish guy chasing after her claiming that she killed his father and she needs to prepare to die...

 

Kit got the upside of the shwartz while Chunk got the downside.

 

jedi guy is realy an old lady that has a secret crush on me.

 

Chunk is really a Hutt just pretending to be a Jawa...

 

Chunk that was just supposed to be between you and me....

 

and JGOC is a stalker looking for short green men.

 

Chunk is a closeted, self-loathing vegetarian, he only claims to eat bacon, it's really bean curd paste strips, saute`d w/ sesame oil.

 

And asparugus!

Hehe, and so what if I like green, do you have a problem with that chunkster?

 

Chunk has a pet jawa he keeps chained up in a closet.

 

Jedi Girl is actually a 43 year old male police officer looking to bust us if we hit on her.

 

actualy pam used to be a vegitarian but she didnt eat vegtabels only junk food.
any way she ate that fake bacon all the time. talk about nasty stuff.It smell like burning hair when she would cook it.
ewwwww

 

Of course Jedi Guy is supermodel Cindy Crawford, indulging her inner Star Wars geek posing as a teenage boy.

 

I dont know if shes a police officer but she did hand cuff me one time.
j/k

 

Wannabe actually chose his name off of the Spice Girl's hit. He is also actually Baby Spice...

 

Obi_W is actually 39 year old high school librarian w/ a SW Geek boy fetish.

 

old woman or cindy crawford?........

old woman or cindy crawford?..........

Decisions! Decisions!

 

Yo, I'll tell you what I want,what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell mewhat you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ah
If you want my future forget my past, If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time, Get your act together we could be just fine

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, Iwanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ah


I'm a crazy cross referencing internet searching fool!

 

cindy crawford.
so how'd you guys like my new pepsi commercial?

 

go with cindy crawford so I can hit on you.

 

ewwwwwwwwww...............

 

That is a scary bit of info on you, that you know where to find the lyrics to a Spice Girls song is just as scary as actually know the lyrics.

 

ok any little bit of dignity we had just went out the window.

 

Get the yahoo companion toolbar, I can search quickly (that's how I got that, i'm just really fast at using search engines), hit all my news site bookmarks, get notification of emails with orders to fill etc. all while posting.

 

we had dignity?!?!? ?