A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20: Then did he raise on high the Holy Pie Grenade of Dagobah, saying, "Bless this, O Yoda, that with it thou mayst blow the Sith to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did Yoda say, "First pullest thou the Holy Crust. Then count to three thou must. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four thou shalt not count, neither two shalt thou count, excepting that three thou then proceedeth to. Right out is five. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Pie Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."