Oh god, i'm goin outa my mind.......

I'm bored too, now. (Not necessarily an invitation to strap me to a pachyderm or raise my voice an octave)

Thought the flirt thread in JC community would be entertaining, but - without wanting to use the word geek - everyone there practically flirts in binary.

Tum, tum tiddly tiddly tum. Hummmety hum hum hum, da de da de dum. Someone do something violent to entertain me.

[face_bored]

 

//Smacks Ask round the back of head with over sized comedy frying pan....

 

lol. Thanks, Yosh

* Levitates grand piano 40m above Yosh's head and then, well, doesn't*


*Comedy clanging sound, and Yosh's slightly distorted head peering out through a mass of strings and broken woodwork*

 

Pours flammible liquid on debris & strikes match. OOOOO, Pretty!

 

//Starts to smell something cooking.....

 

It is pretty isn't it! Look, if you throw handfulls of sugar on it, they sparkle

BTW I never knew flesh could bubble like that. Well done, Yosh!

 

Foolish idea to admit your boredom if you want to stay safe around here

 

Is everyone in the London FFUK a pyramaniac?! (I hope I spelt that right!)

 

Pretty much ... (sets D_Ms pants on fire)

 

I burned down Lukes Xmas grotto a couple of years ago... errr I mean Dark_Elf_Queen did [face_innocent]

*Warms hands on Yoshee*

 

**brings in some marshmallows**

Anyone want some?

 

*Walks in with badly singed pants*

I'll have a marshmallow

 

Just been down to the shop... I've picked up some sausages, a few burgers (lean beef and veggie)... Grab away while the fires still going... Not sure how long this intense burning and heat will last.

 

Don't worry, i'll try and stay alight til you've cooked your sausages

 

Ooo er!

I think I should read more than the latest posts in a thread huh?!

 

Yes you should. You should read all posts, especially in FF London, since they're always filled with wisdom.

*starts to roast a chicken over Yosh*

 

*starts to roast an Enji over Yosh*


OK, who wants a thigh, wing or breast?


I hear the niblet are good too!

 

HEY! No one roasts ME!!!!!! [face_shocked]

*stabs UKD with a spoon and throws into the fire*

 

It's starting to get awefull cramped in this fire!

 

wanders around still blindfolded

Whats cramped?
Who's talking?

 

Yea, but now that Enji is keeping Yosh company in the fire, if will burn forever. Not to mention we FINALLY got rid of that dang spoon of hers!

 

No you fool!
She could esaily get more spoons.
She probably has 25% shares in the world's largest spoon makeing company.

 

Enji has got the power over all the spoons in the world, they will come if she calls for them!!