Ok, so ya'll twisted my arm

Ack! Naked teachers?! Ewwww! Mr. Sexton. He looked like a dildo with ears. Little tufts of blond hair on his head. Big fleshy white face....

He liked to change his sweater inbetween classes.

 

I had a history teacher who used to wet himself in class. Poor sod could never control the class. He used to have stains on all his trousers, and new ones by the end of the day.

 

..and Miss Taylor had a nice arse

 

There have only been a handful of teachers I wouldn't mind seeing in their birthday suits... Miss Booth... the gorgeous German teacher with the massive bezooms... Miss Broom... German teacher again... but younger and quite nice... Miss Brown.. I was doing my pottery GCSE coursework when she wandered in and started talking with Miss Chapple about the one time she done pottery and the glaze went funny and made it look like it was covered in sperm... she was nice though... uhh, now I'm running out of suitably sexy teachers...

 

Ah jesus, Arun! Who did you not want to bang?!

You're a bigger ball of hormones than Sam and I did NOT think that was possible!

EDIT: Then again.....

 

I don't think it is possible... I'm just quite restrained today

 

Miss Lambert was the Girl's PE Teacher and she used to wear this short PE skirt..we used to throw tennis balls on the roof when she was Playground monitor then stand under the ladders when she was trying to retrieve them..

I still go funny when faced with white sports knickers

 

whoops

I came twice

 

In one day?!

impressed

 

The two I remember best were Miss Coleman from English (only reason I liked English lessons for a year!) and Miss Chapman the art teacher... talk about twin bazookas

 

Girls trampolin lessons were brilliant. For some reason everyone wanted to do indoor sports that day, not football.

 

I was always one for netball..

and those short shorts

 

We used to play mixed hockey....

 

Ice hockey. The only sport that's worth watching once baseball is over.

 

We used to play mixed hockey too..and quite frankly that was the battle of the sexes in which the girls always won..I learnt very early on never to mess with a 14 year old girl with a hockey stick..

 

I always used to love hockey... (not that ice hockey rubbish, Beth)... still do, but mixed hockey with the girls in my club ain't half so fun...

 

On a rainy games day we the boys could play table tennis (which I sucked at big time). the boys changing room was full of tables and the girls changing room had just the one, where the better players played. I used to sit in there and watch. The girls had to do gym. Anyways, I walked back into the girls changing room when they were in the middle of showers. There was screaming, and a rush for towels. I got detention for a month for an innocent mistake. They did threaten me with suspension at first.

I also walked into my flat mate having sex with her boyfriend in the bath. He forgot to lock the door. My ex was with me and she said sorry, I just stared.

 

That's the spirit Chet!

I've never walked in on anyone making out... been walked in on though and it's pretty embarrassing.... especially when its the old man

 

They didn't care about the ball..it was blood they were after

 

LOL!

Well just so long as you didn't sit down with a bowl of popcorn...

Although I would have.

 

The worst thing was, I stared at her massive boobs, then when she noticed she covered them with her arms so my eyes naturally went downwards....and then she had to use her hands to cover that. Dipa had to drag me out. And then, she apologised for forgetting to lock the door.

 

"I also walked into my flat mate having sex with her boyfriend in the bath"

LMAO


The fact that your flat mate was the woman just makes it even more amusing IMO. I bet she never heard the end of it!

 

I have a problem with Christmas and other Christian festivals.

Yes they are ingrained into our society and people choose to celebrate because they get something from it but without all the religious stuff.

I really have a problem with that...its like taking a biscuit out the biscuit tin and only eating the cream part in the middle.

 

i remember my mum catching me with a girl friend while she was blowing the pink oboe if you know what i mean she stormed out, then came back 10 mins later and gave me a fiver and told me to go out what a winner

 

LMAO

I got caught by my ex's flat mate in the kitchen...it was more embarrssing for her..being on her knees and all