Oceania Russell Crowe: Guilty or Innocent

Ah Marvin, insightful as usual.

Like I said, he shouldn't have thrown his phone, but the staff shouldn't have been such jerks either.*


*Assuming what we've heard is the truth.

 

How can anyone named Russell be violent?

Did you the the Insider headlines:

"CROWE- MAGNON MAN GOES APE!"

 

bwahahahahahahahaha!

Best. Headline. Ever!

 

Second-best headline ever. Best was when Carmen Lawrence and Cheyrl Kernot took dives politically. Headline went; "Lawrence, Kernot break glass ceiling on way down."



E_S

 

Some old lady knocked over tons of oranges at the supermarket in Rockingham when her trolley crashed into them.

The Headline read: "STOCK PLUMMETS IN MARKET CRASH!"

 

oh the hilarity!!

 

True story!... well no. I lied

 

Oh no, you told a NAUGHTY LIE!

 

Lies make baby Jesus Cry.

 

*Booohooo hoooo hooooo* sniff sniff sniff

I am so sad because Johnnage told a lie ... no wait, I'm sad because I created RUSSELL CROWE!!

*CRIES EVEN LOUDER*

 

You created Russell Crowe?

 

No God/Jesus created Russell Crowe ... if He can take credit for puppies, kittens, rainbows and cute stuff, he must take credit for teh Rich Bogan

 

I thought Rusty was forged in hell!

Oh well... I'm an Idiot!

 

Nope, sorry Gawd must take the rap for this one!

Though the "forged in hell" is a good angle ... hmmm

 

Sith_Magician: I wasn't aware we'd met?

Actually, we have. I guess I just wasn't loud and obnoxious enough to catch your attention.

And with that, I'll stop owning you.

 

Did anyone hear Merrick Watts ring the New York Hotel saying he was Russel Crowe, calling to apologise?



They hung up on him five times!!!!!

 

ROTF nice one Merrick!

 

Actually, we have. I guess I just wasn't loud and obnoxious enough to catch your attention.

And with that, I'll stop owning you.


You must be a memorable person. Owned? In your dreams.

 

"Owned" is a term which seems a bit wiggedy wiggedy whack for me!

 

Whack!!!

 

Did you just say the word "Whack" Aayla, or did you hit somebody again?

 

Does whacking myself count?

 

Wow the inuendo applicable there is quite insane.

 

It's ok Johnno, I will teach you to appreciate the intricacies and nuances of leet.

 

B3 my gu3st...

I suck, don't I?