She ate his eye!!!!

While they were doin it! Right there! She just turned round and chewed his eye off with all the green jelly bits and the big gaping hole, and they were still going at it!!! Nyyeeeuhh!!

 

Um...

Was this a dream?

 

Oh if only! Primetime TV, and before the watershed to booot!

 

Sounds like a Shaun Hutson book...

 

Not his latest books though...they are purely crime related (and not very good).

I'm nearly finished Exit Wounds - I think he's lost his edge a bit...I prefer his occult books...like Relics!

 

???

 

She did indeed eat his eye @ which point I was boinging about the sofa pointing @ the TV saying, "She ate his eye...she aaaaaaaaaaaaaaate his eeeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeee"

 

I'm reading 'The Stand' *sigh* again..

If FFUK were in The Stand

Nick: OAC (infact wouldn't it be great if he was deaf and mute)
Stu: MOT
Frannie: Minxy
Harold: Mayhem
Trashcan: Mentalist ( he likes to burn things )

anymore?

 

WHO ate WHO'S eye???

 

Im I to young to know what your going on about Arun?

 

No you ain't. Just read The Stand by Stephen King and all will be clear.

 

No, you just dont bother to read anything thats not 3D animation related, Paul.

I don't wanna be Frannie. She said (in the movie) she had a sore fanny and I cracked up!!!

Who would be the honky tonk devil dude (can't mind his name) and Mother Abigail???



Would you be Tom, Arun? M O O N that spells Arun LOL

 

Not just his eye, Cass - his ENTIRE head - while they were hopping on the good foot doing the bad thing

RE: The Stand - it's a long time since I read it, but if there's a bloke in it wearing a bolero jacket, gold lame gloves and a ra ra skirt - that's Mayhem

 

I might read that again as it goes. Great book.


and who's Tom? M O O N! That spells moon!

 

I don't remember the characters... who'd be the old granny-guide type....

 

Rach...was it Tom and Alice? I was watching Buffy and Angel last night and there was no shagging in them.

 

Ooooh I daren't watch Tom and Alice - Dawn French in a sex scene combo scares me slighty (although I did see the last 10 minutes and it would appear that Tom's going to eat Alice's flesh @ some point in the future, which is nice)

Nope, the femme fatale in question was a preying mantis on Weird Nature.

Preying mantis are evil and will take over the Earth.

 

No, you just dont bother to read anything thats not 3D animation related, Paul.
Ha bloody ha! At least I dont watch Buffy like its god or some thing- like last night

 

handbags at dawn.

 

Does nobody care that either

a) she ate his eye or
b) the Queen Mother smells
c) Frank Butcher might be coming back
d) I can't stop singing Party People
e) all of the above

 

At least I dont watch Buffy like its god or some thing

That is one of the stupidest things you've ever said.

 

Exactamundo. I mean, we all know the female eats the male's head, oh yeah, we all "know" it, like we all "know" about the moon landings, but here was actual footage of her scooping the green eye jelly out with her fearsome beaky-parts and munching upon its juiciness.

I'd just finished my chilli and wanted to eat some easter egg and I couldn't cos of the grossness, and had to wait for Horizon to come on before I could have me afters.

Speaking of which, don't get me started on the "phenomenon" of "lake overturn".

// feels another thread coming on

 

What about the phenomenon of .... lake turnover or whatever it was you said in your last post that I have now forgotten LOL

//breathe

 

Hey Anakin - this drink's been sent over to you by the preying mantis in the corner

// preying mantis winks seductively @ Anakin

 

I saw the lake turnover programme. But I'm still scared of giant tsunamis.