She ate his eye!!!!

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  1. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    While they were doin it! Right there! She just turned round and chewed his eye off with all the green jelly bits and the big gaping hole, and they were still going at it!!! Nyyeeeuhh!!
  2. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    Um...

    Was this a dream?
  3. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    Oh if only! Primetime TV, and before the watershed to booot!
  4. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    Sounds like a Shaun Hutson book...
  5. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    Not his latest books though...they are purely crime related (and not very good).

    I'm nearly finished Exit Wounds - I think he's lost his edge a bit...I prefer his occult books...like Relics!
  6. anakin_pm Jedi Master

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  7. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    She did indeed eat his eye @ which point I was boinging about the sofa pointing @ the TV saying, "She ate his eye...she aaaaaaaaaaaaaaate his eeeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeee"
  8. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    I'm reading 'The Stand' *sigh* again..

    If FFUK were in The Stand

    Nick: OAC (infact wouldn't it be great if he was deaf and mute) ;)
    Stu: MOT
    Frannie: Minxy
    Harold: Mayhem ;)
    Trashcan: Mentalist ( he likes to burn things )

    anymore?
  9. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    WHO ate WHO'S eye???
  10. anakin_pm Jedi Master

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    Im I to young to know what your going on about Arun? :p
  11. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    No you ain't. Just read The Stand by Stephen King and all will be clear.
  12. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    No, you just dont bother to read anything thats not 3D animation related, Paul.

    I don't wanna be Frannie. She said (in the movie) she had a sore fanny and I cracked up!!!

    Who would be the honky tonk devil dude (can't mind his name) and Mother Abigail???



    Would you be Tom, Arun? M O O N that spells Arun LOL
  13. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Not just his eye, Cass - his ENTIRE head - while they were hopping on the good foot doing the bad thing

    RE: The Stand - it's a long time since I read it, but if there's a bloke in it wearing a bolero jacket, gold lame gloves and a ra ra skirt - that's Mayhem
  14. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    I might read that again as it goes. Great book.


    and who's Tom? M O O N! That spells moon!
  15. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    I don't remember the characters... who'd be the old granny-guide type....
  16. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    Rach...was it Tom and Alice? I was watching Buffy and Angel last night and there was no shagging in them.
  17. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Ooooh I daren't watch Tom and Alice - Dawn French in a sex scene combo scares me slighty (although I did see the last 10 minutes and it would appear that Tom's going to eat Alice's flesh @ some point in the future, which is nice)

    Nope, the femme fatale in question was a preying mantis on Weird Nature.

    Preying mantis are evil and will take over the Earth.
  18. anakin_pm Jedi Master

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    No, you just dont bother to read anything thats not 3D animation related, Paul.
    Ha bloody ha! At least I dont watch Buffy like its god or some thing- like last night :p
  19. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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  20. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Does nobody care that either

    a) she ate his eye or
    b) the Queen Mother smells
    c) Frank Butcher might be coming back
    d) I can't stop singing Party People
    e) all of the above
  21. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    At least I dont watch Buffy like its god or some thing

    That is one of the stupidest things you've ever said.
  22. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    Exactamundo. I mean, we all know the female eats the male's head, oh yeah, we all "know" it, like we all "know" about the moon landings, but here was actual footage of her scooping the green eye jelly out with her fearsome beaky-parts and munching upon its juiciness.

    I'd just finished my chilli and wanted to eat some easter egg and I couldn't cos of the grossness, and had to wait for Horizon to come on before I could have me afters.

    Speaking of which, don't get me started on the "phenomenon" of "lake overturn".

    // feels another thread coming on
  23. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    What about the phenomenon of .... lake turnover or whatever it was you said in your last post that I have now forgotten LOL

    //breathe
  24. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Hey Anakin - this drink's been sent over to you by the preying mantis in the corner

    // preying mantis winks seductively @ Anakin
  25. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    I saw the lake turnover programme. But I'm still scared of giant tsunamis.
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