Silly Episode 1 Titles

From the television section:
Dianoga: Murder
Mike Hammerhead
Bossk Hog
Tales of the Gold Kowakian Monkey-Lizard
Misc:
Salacious Crumbs in Bed
Nooks n Crannies of an Grand English Moffin
PruneFace is Constipated...isn't it ironic
UncleTilles...Antilles/ UncleTilles, get it ?
Jumping Bail Organa
Droopy McCool & the Gang

 

- Interview With The Empire
- Air Force One Kenobi
- Vaders of the Lost Darth
- When Benny Met Darthy
- Nightmare on Helmet Street
- Like Vader, Like Son
- Dennis the Phantom Menace
- Born on The Force of July
- The Last Emperor Strikes Back

 

Citizen Gonk
Gonk She Wrote
Gonk's Peak
Jurassic Gonk
Gonk's Big Adventure
When Gonk Met Sally
Hannah and Her Seven Gonks
Last of the Gonkhicans
Rumble in the Gonks My fav
Lost in Gonkers
Gonky Horror Picture Show
Bravedroid
A Tale of Two Gonks
GonkTV
Star Wars IV : A new Gonk
Star Wars V : The Empire Strikes Gonk
Star Wars VI : Return of the Gonk
Gonks in Space
10 Things I Hate About Jawas
Gonk and Butthead Do America
Gonk 2 : Judgement Day
Gonk Powers : International Droid of Mystery
The Gonks of Hazzard
Paradise Gonk
My Blue Gonk
Gonk Trek
Mr. Gonk goes to Washington
Rebel without a Gonk
Yankee Doodle Gonk
Gonk of the Opera
Les Misergonks
The Gonkshake Redemption
Pulp Gonk
Gonk Loves Chachi (I have no idea how to spell that)

Gonk Morning Vietnam
The Gonkfather
Gonkalypse Now
A Gonkwork Orange
The Day the Gonk Stood Still
Gonk With The Wind
Gonk of Arabia


I think thats quite enough for the moment....

Gonk Gonk Gonk Gonk Gonk

 

Youve got MAUL!!

 

Excuse but I wasn't able to read all so these might already been mentioned:

the droidhunter
daddy,daddy, there's a wookie in my pyjama's

 

Phrases:
"Dagobah-humbug"
"Oola-la!"
"I'm Figrin D'an Out"
"Ewok-a-wokka"
"Yavin a Bad Day?"
"Like a Mon Mothma to a Flame"
"Amanaman and a man walk into a bar..."

 

I got a fragance:


CK One Kenobi

 

I rap, "The Boy...the boy....the boy is danger-OUS"

"War Star up!!!!!!! Yo. Feel the force...OB1 takes redface menace...Anakin hits on queen PAD ME...Yoda is old but wise. he is a teacher to me..."

Uhhhh damn I can't RAP!!!



Well. anyway maybe the title should be "Young Vader goes Naboo" whatever that means!

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Oh I also like "You've Got Maul" good laugh!!!

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Movies
Gurganator 2
Anikin and Maul's High School reunion
The Pink Bantha

Books
Where's Wato?

Tv
F(orce) Troop
Dr. Qui Gon Gin: Medicine Woma.... Uh Man
Gurgan's Heros
Star Wars: The Next Generation
Anikin And Son

I know a lot of those sucked.

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It's Gungan, not Gurgan.

 

Wow Jedi Master Gonk you sure love that droid. Heh heh heh.

 

Man, I dunno which is my favorite- I sure laughed hard though! Great stuff all around!

 

I didn't have too much time so I only wrote a few.

Dances with Jedis
Saturday night force
Scarforce
Batman's force forever
Maulrats

Sorry if I repeated any names, I didn't have any time to read them.

 

Amidala: Queen of the Desert

 

I noticed something about the spoof title "Clear and Present Dengar" that came from "Clear and Present Danger". If you switch around the letters of Dengar you get Danger! Did anyone else catch this? I think that's why it's so funny. You know, the relation to the title by just switching around two letters.

 

The Darkside's Dumbest Criminals

Gentle Ben (Kenobi)

The Sith's Advocate

DarthVader (Goldfinger) he's half man, the cyborg with the sith of sin...don't fall in!

Kenobi PI

Coruscant 5 0

Fried green Wamp Rats at the Mos Eisley Cafe

Sith Air

The Y(oda) Files

A clone called Wanda

Dagobah Down - there's a sith loose in the wood...there's a sith loose in the wood.

Tatooine...Desert Planet...

Twelve Kowakian Monkey Lizards

The Usual Jedi

The Full Darkside

Gone with the Sith

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Gone with the Mace Windu.

 

Sith Days, Seven Knights
Casagonka
The Gonks Must Be Crazy
Bespin Can Wait
Scenes from a Maul
The Emperor and I

 

How about:

Top Gunray
Last of the Mawhonics
A Dug's Life

DAAAAYO!
Daylight come, Obi-wan go home

 

alright, i guess i'll add a few...

playing in a theater near you:

The Macetrix
Never Been Sith
10 Things I Hate About Waiting 'Til May 19th

Now on video:

That Jedi Mind Trick You Do!
The Nutty Old Wizard
Harlem Knights
Goodsithlords
Legends of The Maul
As Evil As Maul Gets
Maulmageddon

 

Balance of the Force

 

Stop! or my Maul will shoot
Tusken Raiders of the Lost Ark
Throw Maul from the Train
The Spy who Mauled Me
Two Darths in the Valley
Driving Miss Padme
Army of Darthness
Adventures in Boba-sitting

That's all for now

 

You guys rule!

My humble additions:

[Film]
I Married A Gaffi Murderer
JarZilla: Eyes Do Matter
A Tree Grows on Alderaan
The Coruscant Candidate
Sex, Lies, and Holograms
Rancor and the Hendersons
Honey, I Blew Up The Jawa
General Rikken or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love This Technological Terror We've Constructed
The Emperor and I
Cheech & Chong Get Force-Strangled
Ernest Goes to Padawan Camp
Executor (Based on Cameron's 'Titanic' where a downtrodden Stormtrooper in steerage falls in love with a pert Imperial Officer, painting her w/o her hat on. At one point they get as close as they can to the front of the ship and he transmits "I'm the Emperor!" through his comlink. An Imperial Guard comes to kill him for his blasphemy, but the ship hits the Death Star II and 'sinks'."

[Documentary/How-To]
How to Hunt Ewoks for Fun and Profit
Hey, Those _Are_ The Droids We're Looking For! The Stormtrooper Pocket Guide to Jedi Mind Tricks. (See Also 'Hey, They're Not Running Tests Today!: A Stormtrooper Pocket Guide to Cagey Jedi Noise Tricks)
Kessel Runs for Dummies


[Work-out Videos]
Sweatin' to the Imperial Guard
The Emperor's Electrical Cardio-Vascular Workout
Han's 'Chewie Get Us Out Of Here' Lap Regimen
The Slimfast Sarlacc 10 Lbs a Day Plan



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Quaff-Down Gin's variant has disappeared on me, so here's the original.

New:

GONKing to the Oldies
Drivers of a Lesser Pod
Trolius and Quadinaros
The Coruscant Hillbillies