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Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Saintheart, Mar 13, 2003.

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  1. Saintheart Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Dec 16, 2000
    star 6
    *cue Crappy Academy Awards music*

    *Saintheart walks out to podium in bow tie and tuxedo*

    Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Perth Entertainment Centre on this beautiful Thursday night for the first convention of Socks Anonymous.

    For those of you just joining us tonight, this convention has been organised at the request of numerous socks throughout Western Australia who want to talk about their lives and the way their owners have neglected them. Here, if you're a sock, you'll receive the warmth, support, and fabric softener of other socks who feel just like you. So please...come forward to the podium, or speak from your seats, and make your stories known!

    Awright, reality check:

    (1) Socks used in here should *NOT* be used in any other threads. Let's not invite the wrath of the mods.

    (2) Stick to the TOS, boys and girls.

    (3) Old socks, new socks, used socks are all welcome here.

    (3) Real people are welcome as well.
  2. FaLLeN-AnGeL Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 3, 2001
    star 4
    [face_plain] :) :D [face_laugh] :_| !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I don't know which is funnier, picturing you in a tux or the fact that you actually decided to do this thread! I love it!







    *BTW* The :_| is because I was laughing so much tears started coming down my face... :D
  3. Jarsis_Stole Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 26, 2002
    star 1
    *throws a banana skin near the exit and entry areas for awards*

    Jace
  4. JediMasterKieca Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 30, 2000
    star 4
    Can interstate socks join in?
  5. Saintheart Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Dec 16, 2000
    star 6
    Yeah, why not...

    EDIT: ...Seeing as you're here so often anyway ;)
  6. Asterix_the_Gaul Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Feb 19, 2003
    Fallen_Angel, if you think Saintheart in a tux is funny, try imagining him in a barrister's wig and gown with a wing collar...
  7. Saintheart Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Dec 16, 2000
    star 6
    *knocks Asterix's helmet off*

    Silence, you 'orrible little French pantywaist...
  8. ---OCTAGON--- Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Feb 27, 2003
    I TIRE OF THIS BANTER!!!

    I WILL TAKE THE PODIUM, FOR THIS PLACE HAS EIGHT SIDES!!!

    FOR I AM THE OCTAGON!!!
  9. Saintheart Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Dec 16, 2000
    star 6
    Now look here. This is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted---AARRRGGGHHH!!!!

    *Saintheart slips on Jase's banana peel*
  10. Jarsis_Stole Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 26, 2002
    star 1
    *does his best John Cleese voice from "George Of The Jungle" Ape character*

    "Well I tried to tell you, but you guys are just too smart for me"

    Jase
  11. JediMasterKieca Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 30, 2000
    star 4
    Oh dear.
    This is beginning to remind me of the ol glory days of the Cantina..

    <shameless plug>

    ...which, incidently, is still running in the Aus Gen forum! Please, come, sit down, put your feet up at Kieca's Cantina. Free blue milk for all new people!

    </shameless plug>

    [face_mischief]
  12. HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania

    Member Since:
    Oct 23, 2001
    star 6
    Geez...at least use a sock when you're shamelessly promoting your thread, Caz. That's the general idea of this thread, after all. ;)
  13. _Obelix_ Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Mar 15, 2003
    *Pafs Saintheart*

    You leave my little friend alone!!!!

    Asterix, do you know where the boars have hidden?
  14. Jarsis_Stolle Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 15, 2003
    star 1
    Ok I got a sock now. However the name is nearly exactly the same and the icon is the same??????

    This was a waste of a post then

    Jase
  15. Asterix_the_Gaul Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Feb 19, 2003
    *drinks magic potion*

    *smacks Jarsis in the face for posting as himself* :D :D

    I haven't seen any boar recently, Obelix. How's the menhir turning business coming along?

    EDIT: *kicks Saintheart in the nads while he's down*
  16. Saintheart Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Dec 16, 2000
    star 6
    OWWWWW!!!!!!

    That hurt even worse than when JMK kicked me in the nads, you overbaked little Croissant!
  17. Jarsis_Stolle Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 15, 2003
    star 1
    *Grabs Asterix around the throat and squeezes*

    "Why you little..."

    Jase
  18. _Obelix_ Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Mar 15, 2003
    *Drops a menhir on Jarsis*

    I said leave my little buddy ALONE!!!!!

    Asterix, he broke my menhir.....


    *Sobs*
  19. Dogmatix Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Mar 15, 2003
    *runs circles around Asterix and Obelix*
    *bites at the heel of Jarsis*
  20. Modfather Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Mar 15, 2003
    [wheeze] I want to complain about the failure of my owner to give me sufficient power. How did things ever get so far?[/wheeze]
  21. Captain_Haddock Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Mar 15, 2003
    Billions of blistering barnacles, what's wrong with you lot?

    You run around insulting each other and beating each other up ... and as for you, Saintheart ... you ostrogoth! ... bashi-bazouk! ... octopus! ... vampire! ...
  22. Asterix_the_Gaul Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Feb 19, 2003
    Who's Captain Haddock?

    Obelix: there, there. All we have to do is go carve you a new one. I've always wondered, though, Obelix: there are so many other, more interesting ways a menhir could be deployed in dealing with a Roman legionary. Why do you only hit them on the head with it?
  23. SOUP-NAZI Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Mar 15, 2003
    well none of you are getting any of the stuff ive made tonight. GET OUT! COME BACK - ONE YEAR!
  24. JediMasterKieca_Jnr Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Mar 16, 2003
    There we go.

    Now can I do my shameless plug Hawk?
  25. FaLLeN-AnGeL Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 3, 2001
    star 4
    What's with the socks being similar to actual usernames? What's the fun in that? :p
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