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Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Saintheart, Mar 13, 2003.

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  1. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 16, 2000
    *cue Crappy Academy Awards music*

    *Saintheart walks out to podium in bow tie and tuxedo*

    Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Perth Entertainment Centre on this beautiful Thursday night for the first convention of Socks Anonymous.

    For those of you just joining us tonight, this convention has been organised at the request of numerous socks throughout Western Australia who want to talk about their lives and the way their owners have neglected them. Here, if you're a sock, you'll receive the warmth, support, and fabric softener of other socks who feel just like you. So please...come forward to the podium, or speak from your seats, and make your stories known!

    Awright, reality check:

    (1) Socks used in here should *NOT* be used in any other threads. Let's not invite the wrath of the mods.

    (2) Stick to the TOS, boys and girls.

    (3) Old socks, new socks, used socks are all welcome here.

    (3) Real people are welcome as well.
     
  2. FaLLeN-AnGeL

    FaLLeN-AnGeL Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Dec 3, 2001
    [face_plain] :) :D [face_laugh] :_| !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I don't know which is funnier, picturing you in a tux or the fact that you actually decided to do this thread! I love it!







    *BTW* The :_| is because I was laughing so much tears started coming down my face... :D
     
  3. Jarsis_Stole

    Jarsis_Stole Jedi Youngling star 1

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    May 26, 2002
    *throws a banana skin near the exit and entry areas for awards*

    Jace
     
  4. JediMasterKieca

    JediMasterKieca Jedi Master star 4

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    Nov 30, 2000
    Can interstate socks join in?
     
  5. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 16, 2000
    Yeah, why not...

    EDIT: ...Seeing as you're here so often anyway ;)
     
  6. Asterix_the_Gaul

    Asterix_the_Gaul Jedi Youngling

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    Feb 19, 2003
    Fallen_Angel, if you think Saintheart in a tux is funny, try imagining him in a barrister's wig and gown with a wing collar...
     
  7. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 16, 2000
    *knocks Asterix's helmet off*

    Silence, you 'orrible little French pantywaist...
     
  8. ---OCTAGON---

    ---OCTAGON--- Jedi Youngling

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    Feb 27, 2003
    I TIRE OF THIS BANTER!!!

    I WILL TAKE THE PODIUM, FOR THIS PLACE HAS EIGHT SIDES!!!

    FOR I AM THE OCTAGON!!!
     
  9. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 16, 2000
    Now look here. This is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted---AARRRGGGHHH!!!!

    *Saintheart slips on Jase's banana peel*
     
  10. Jarsis_Stole

    Jarsis_Stole Jedi Youngling star 1

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    May 26, 2002
    *does his best John Cleese voice from "George Of The Jungle" Ape character*

    "Well I tried to tell you, but you guys are just too smart for me"

    Jase
     
  11. JediMasterKieca

    JediMasterKieca Jedi Master star 4

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    Nov 30, 2000
    Oh dear.
    This is beginning to remind me of the ol glory days of the Cantina..

    <shameless plug>

    ...which, incidently, is still running in the Aus Gen forum! Please, come, sit down, put your feet up at Kieca's Cantina. Free blue milk for all new people!

    </shameless plug>

    [face_mischief]
     
  12. HawkNC

    HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Oct 23, 2001
    Geez...at least use a sock when you're shamelessly promoting your thread, Caz. That's the general idea of this thread, after all. ;)
     
  13. _Obelix_

    _Obelix_ Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 15, 2003
    *Pafs Saintheart*

    You leave my little friend alone!!!!

    Asterix, do you know where the boars have hidden?
     
  14. Jarsis_Stolle

    Jarsis_Stolle Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Mar 15, 2003
    Ok I got a sock now. However the name is nearly exactly the same and the icon is the same??????

    This was a waste of a post then

    Jase
     
  15. Asterix_the_Gaul

    Asterix_the_Gaul Jedi Youngling

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    Feb 19, 2003
    *drinks magic potion*

    *smacks Jarsis in the face for posting as himself* :D :D

    I haven't seen any boar recently, Obelix. How's the menhir turning business coming along?

    EDIT: *kicks Saintheart in the nads while he's down*
     
  16. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 16, 2000
    OWWWWW!!!!!!

    That hurt even worse than when JMK kicked me in the nads, you overbaked little Croissant!
     
  17. Jarsis_Stolle

    Jarsis_Stolle Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Mar 15, 2003
    *Grabs Asterix around the throat and squeezes*

    "Why you little..."

    Jase
     
  18. _Obelix_

    _Obelix_ Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 15, 2003
    *Drops a menhir on Jarsis*

    I said leave my little buddy ALONE!!!!!

    Asterix, he broke my menhir.....


    *Sobs*
     
  19. Dogmatix

    Dogmatix Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 15, 2003
    *runs circles around Asterix and Obelix*
    *bites at the heel of Jarsis*
     
  20. Modfather

    Modfather Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 15, 2003
    [wheeze] I want to complain about the failure of my owner to give me sufficient power. How did things ever get so far?[/wheeze]
     
  21. Captain_Haddock

    Captain_Haddock Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 15, 2003
    Billions of blistering barnacles, what's wrong with you lot?

    You run around insulting each other and beating each other up ... and as for you, Saintheart ... you ostrogoth! ... bashi-bazouk! ... octopus! ... vampire! ...
     
  22. Asterix_the_Gaul

    Asterix_the_Gaul Jedi Youngling

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    Feb 19, 2003
    Who's Captain Haddock?

    Obelix: there, there. All we have to do is go carve you a new one. I've always wondered, though, Obelix: there are so many other, more interesting ways a menhir could be deployed in dealing with a Roman legionary. Why do you only hit them on the head with it?
     
  23. SOUP-NAZI

    SOUP-NAZI Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 15, 2003
    well none of you are getting any of the stuff ive made tonight. GET OUT! COME BACK - ONE YEAR!
     
  24. JediMasterKieca_Jnr

    JediMasterKieca_Jnr Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 16, 2003
    There we go.

    Now can I do my shameless plug Hawk?
     
  25. FaLLeN-AnGeL

    FaLLeN-AnGeL Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Dec 3, 2001
    What's with the socks being similar to actual usernames? What's the fun in that? :p
     
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