JCC someone left an unopened can of diet coke in this bathroom stall

Should I drink it?

 

No

 

Absolutely.

 

yes, as there is a good chance that someone snot rocketed onto the can, then peed it into its mouth.

edit: of course, that would be much more difficult to do with an unopened can, but hardly impossible.

 

since it is a diet coke there is roughly a 100% chance it will be disgusting.

 

not like vanilla coke, which is so smooth and great to drink.

 

Or some other kind of rocket.
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I'm leaning toward no because I don't have a straw.

 

Just use an alcohol wipe. And then throw the entire thing away.

 

Just shake it vigorously, then put it back where you found it. Like a dozen people before you probably have done.

 

Sounds like a test from some secret society. Think your next step: they're probably watching you.

 

Wait a minute. There's a bar right over the urinal?

Is that for leverage for those with a prostate problems?

 

*bangs on door*
YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE 18 MINUTES ALREADY!11! I HAVE TO PEE TOO!

 

just shake it vigorously. then pick up the can and shake that vigorously.

 

Ah.

I just started reading today.

It explains a lot, really.

 

Do it.

 

Any reasonable person with common sense wouldn't go near that can.


Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed.

 

The tiny flecks of fecal matter that public restroom toilets spray everywhere will probably mask the disgusting aspartame/Splenda/whatever taste.

 

Splenda is an awesome sweetener...............how dare you make fun of it.


Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed.

 

You haven't lived until you've had toilet soda.

Wow, I think that's a term that could have a life on urbandictionary

 

Diet Pepsi >>>> Coca Cola, anyway.

I wouldn't take it, and not just because of the above formula, though that should be reason enough.

 

I agree with Tunick

 

Look into its eyes and see if treachery lies there, only then shall you know