Star Wars Credit Cards Spoof Ads.

Discussion in 'FF:UK - Wales' started by Welshguy, Nov 14, 2002.

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  1. Welshguy Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 2, 2002
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    Click on the Star Wars Credit Cards Spoof Ads in the "Daily updates" link below and go to the final section of updates. Check out the one from a certain W.Mullins!

    Can't believe one of mine was selected, how cool is that? Does this mean that I'm a published writer now?

    In case anyone is interested my other ads were as follows.

    Acting Classes - $500
    Canadian Passport - $75
    Plane ticket to Skywalker Ranch - $350
    Coping a feel of Natalie Portman - Priceless.

    Blue Screens - $90,000,000
    Computer Animation - $135,000,000
    New Digital Filming Method - $75,000,000
    Creating something magical - Priceless.

    Harry Potter - $950,000,000
    Lord Of The Rings - $800,000,000
    Attack Of The Clones - $650,000,000
    Being the original and best - Priceless.

    Brown Jedi Robes - $75
    Purple Lightsaber - £120
    Big Kahuna Burger - $3.50
    Being the badest mother f****r in the Galaxy - Priceless.

    And here's the one that got "published".

    Plane ticket from Scotland - $850
    Beard trimmer - $24.95
    Anger management classes - $120
    Saying "screw it" and kicking your whining, snivelling little git of a Padawan into a Valcano - Priceless.


    Anybody got any others?
  2. death-sticks Jedi Master

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    Jun 15, 2002
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    rogaine kit: $20
    voice changer: $30
    chewie blaster and accessories: $1,000
    scaring the crap out of little children on halloween: priceless
  3. Mesa_Be_Back-Okeyday Jedi Padawan

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    Nov 10, 2002
    Anakin- $5 (From-a- Watto's)
    lightsabre-$1,000
    Killing an Ewok- Priceless.
    There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's blaster card.
  4. death-sticks Jedi Master

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    Jun 15, 2002
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