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Discussion in 'FF:UK - Wales' started by Welshguy, Nov 14, 2002.

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  1. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jun 2, 2002
    Click on the Star Wars Credit Cards Spoof Ads in the "Daily updates" link below and go to the final section of updates. Check out the one from a certain W.Mullins!

    Can't believe one of mine was selected, how cool is that? Does this mean that I'm a published writer now?

    In case anyone is interested my other ads were as follows.

    Acting Classes - $500
    Canadian Passport - $75
    Plane ticket to Skywalker Ranch - $350
    Coping a feel of Natalie Portman - Priceless.

    Blue Screens - $90,000,000
    Computer Animation - $135,000,000
    New Digital Filming Method - $75,000,000
    Creating something magical - Priceless.

    Harry Potter - $950,000,000
    Lord Of The Rings - $800,000,000
    Attack Of The Clones - $650,000,000
    Being the original and best - Priceless.

    Brown Jedi Robes - $75
    Purple Lightsaber - £120
    Big Kahuna Burger - $3.50
    Being the badest mother *****r in the Galaxy - Priceless.

    And here's the one that got "published".

    Plane ticket from Scotland - $850
    Beard trimmer - $24.95
    Anger management classes - $120
    Saying "screw it" and kicking your whining, snivelling little git of a Padawan into a Valcano - Priceless.


    Anybody got any others?
     
  2. death-sticks

    death-sticks Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jun 15, 2002
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    rogaine kit: $20
    voice changer: $30
    chewie blaster and accessories: $1,000
    scaring the crap out of little children on halloween: priceless
     
  3. Mesa_Be_Back-Okeyday

    Mesa_Be_Back-Okeyday Jedi Youngling

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    Nov 10, 2002
    Anakin- $5 (From-a- Watto's)
    lightsabre-$1,000
    Killing an Ewok- Priceless.
    There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's blaster card.
     
  4. death-sticks

    death-sticks Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jun 15, 2002
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