Star Wars Haiku

He's an old fossil
A wizard and a great man
You can call him Ben

 

Yoda said to Ani
Hatred leads to suffering
We all should listen

 

I´ve got stuck in this
How will I snap out of it?
It´s driving me mad

 

A jedi is bound
To the order and the code
Attachment is bad

 

Balance to the force
The prophecy in shadow
Is the boy the key?

 

Leia, Han and Luke
Helped take down the whole Empire
Oh man what a team!

 

He doesn't like you
He looks like a walrus, man
Gonna loose an arm

 

Darth Sidious
He is a sith warrior
He takes control

 

A fast hunk of junk
Space pirate and his first mate.
Kessel Run winners

 

I need a stiff drink
The Cantina is open
Say goodbye blue milk

 

Luke Skywalker whines
About power converters
Smack him in the head.

 

Trooper hits his head
Audience roars with laughter
Star Wars bloopers rule!

 

Not his crude matter,
Luminous beings are we
My ally, the Force?

 

I think Luke is cool
But when he kissed his sister
That was kinda gross

 

Tremor in the force
Millions of voices cry out
And then are silenced

 

Are you an angel?
You are funny little boy
And their fate was sealed

 

I don't work that well
Motivator, it's busted
Back to the junk heap.

 

Here I stand on guard
Where are the Cloud City babes?
Oh look, an Ugnaught

 

Look at that fish head
He might taste good with lemon
Garlic fried Ackbar

 

Yes, that might taste good
But who knows what he would do?
Maybe he eats you

 

Emperor zaps Luke
Vader is emotional
Throws Palps down a shaft

Hey, I tried...

 

That was great, Farce!

Luke refuses dark
Emperor Palpy fries him
It smells like hot dog

 

Luke looks at Leia
"I would like a piece of that!"
Little does he know...

 

Darth Maul was a sith
Until he met Obi Wan
Now he's half a sith

 

LOL Farce

I am not alone
On Kamino I was grown
Yes I am a clone