Star Wars Theme Pub V3.0

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Yoshee, Feb 16, 2003.

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  1. lukesgirlie Jedi Knight

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    Jan 30, 2005
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    Yes I can! I can do anything! I'm a woman! Mwahahahahaha!
  2. SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London

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    Oct 3, 2003
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    I know you can do anything, you already proved it ;)

    But no-one defies Mandalorian iron
    Except those that can get it off :p
  3. Jedi_Nath Jedi Knight

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    Mar 30, 2005
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    Lemme guess, your mandalorian armour will stop the chainsaw....what about nuclear waste? *Gets barrel out* Hmm... Ever seen "who framed roger rabbit!" YOUR GONNA GO IN THE DIP!
  4. SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London

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    Waste is not a problem, as long as I don't inhale or eat it :p
  5. Jedi_Nath Jedi Knight

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    Hmmm, well i happen to have some clamps here, they will keep your mouth open and i have a tube to shove up your nose....
  6. SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London

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    I think not, no-one sticks tubes in me

    hovers
  7. Jedi_Nath Jedi Knight

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  8. Sinrebirth Immortal Mod-King of the EUC and SWC

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    *uses force to push acid back into barrel, and throws nath in too, sealing the lid tight*

    hello all.
  9. SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London

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  10. Sinrebirth Immortal Mod-King of the EUC and SWC

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    nice to see you, richie. lol.

    I guess we'll be needin a new bar-keep. I nominate myself.

    *flips over bar, and begins shaking drinks with the Force*

    who wants a cocktail?
  11. SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London

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  12. Cobranaconda Jedi Master

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    Cobra, let me guess, the examining body was "AQA" and that nightmare question was question 5? I did that too...where bouts u live?

    Yep, AQA English Specification A Paper B Ref: 3602/2H Question 5. I'm in the place with the Big Cathedral and the 5000 year old stones.

    Salisbury, Wilshire.
  13. Sinrebirth Immortal Mod-King of the EUC and SWC

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    *levitates a cocktail over*

    i name this cocktail the Mandalorian Sith. Enjoy!
  14. SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London

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  15. Sinrebirth Immortal Mod-King of the EUC and SWC

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    *nods robed head*

    hello cobra, serena, a drink?

    *considers opening acid barrel, and instead chucks barrel out window*
  16. SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London

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    We need music
    Put something good on
  17. Sinrebirth Immortal Mod-King of the EUC and SWC

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    put the music on yourself! I'm a bartender, not a slave!

    *leaves suddenly*

    take over, richie!
  18. SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London

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    Okie Dokie

    kicks Juke Box

    Right then, who wants what?
  19. Cobranaconda Jedi Master

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    *Throws on Manowar - Metal Warriors*

    Hello Sin.

    If you are not into metal, then you are not my friend

    Sorry, them lyrics by Manowar crack me up.

    Absinthe for me, plz.
  20. SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London

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  21. Jedi_Nath Jedi Knight

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    *Barrel of acid starts to shake- starts to glow and lightsaber pops out, barrel splits and melts* DAMN U SIN! *Runs up to sin and throws sin's face into the fridge* Dont you ever do that again...you wouldnt believe how much that stuff hurts! Look at me, my robes are drenched in green viscous liquid! In a minute im going to mutate probably! For that, i shall chop off your hand, it should be an honour to be like Anakin and Luke Skywalker... *Chops sins hand off* Now, who wants a drink?
  22. Baza Jedi Padawan

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    May 24, 2005
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    Lay it on me. One vodka martini...

    shaken not stirred
    ;)
  23. Jedi_Nath Jedi Knight

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  24. Dickie Jedi Master

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    So Richie, you prefer people 5'7ish hey?

    *runs "PORTAGUIO! He's the Italian waiter! He's tracked me down!!!"*
  25. SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London

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    Well, I'm not too picky about height
    But between 5'6 & 5'9 is a good height

    But if a girl was gorgeous enough I'd like em if they were 5'1
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