Hou, TX Tag!

Fear not foul creature the net is closing in, you will taste Force Pike before the day is out, you and your pitiful band!

You may mock Monkey man but you WILL pay!!!

 

He paid to get those 'revealing' pictures developed in London, isn't that enough. Developing is expensive you know!

 

#Tightens grip on Force Pike#

He will pay in a whole NEW way, as will you and your partner in crime Stormtrooper_fan... where IS she anyway? Have you hidden her away like the Sywalker twins? I will find her you know!!!

 

I've got her hidden away posing for her own 'pictures' if ya know what i mean...

 

I didn't hear that! But nothing would suprise me about your sordid little... threesome

 

We're gonna make a calendar called the torture of C_M. Want a copy? BTW those pictures of you in the bunny suit with bunny ears taped to your helmet will be on the cover, I think. Or should I use the 'windy' one?

 

...walks back into room, and screams at the top of his lungs....

NO MORE PICTURES! NO MORE PICTURES!
We have to protect the twins......

'...throws five cream filled pies at the ukdefender...'

 

*pulls out bazooka*
DEATH BECOMES YOU ALL!!!!
*BOOM BOOM BOOM*

 

Those darn Bazooka's.....I thought they were outlawed in this part of the galaxy....

..throws three creamfilled custard pies at JKJ.....SPLAT!..

 

*force pushes pie right back at ya*
HA!!! WHAT NOW FOOL!?!
*slips on bannanna peel*
CRAP!!!

 

Walks in carrying a bowl of chocolate pudding, steps on same banana peel & covers JKJ with pudding. Oh, I am SOOOOOO sorry about that!....




while he's distracted, The_Monkey slips in & fills the bazooka with bananas.

 

*Force Lighting*

Take that UKDEFENDER!!!

 

You realize that pudding conducts electricity don't you? You just fried yourself.




Runs off to London in search of Stormtrooper_Fan.

 

slips in & leaves brightly colored package with a note saying 'for Jonas'.

 

opens its up and....



ITS A NEW X-BOX!!!! THANKS UKDEFENDER!!!!

 

WHAT....I DIDN'T GET A X-BOX...!

"Furry swells inside Omaj as he summons Rudolph the red-nosed Rancor and looks at the UKDefender"

Now you guys are in trouble.....

 

SEE WHAT YOU DID!!!! ALWAYS TWO THERE ARE, A GIVER AND A RECIEVER!!! HA HA HA!!! I AM A RECIEVER!!!!! *slowly going insane*

 

Just when you thought you were safe ....







Slips in & dumps bowl of chocolate pudding down Darth-Stryphe's shirt & runs to the safety of London.

 

Slips in & fills Jedi_Knight_Jonas' shoes with creamed corn. Nice & sqwishy!

 

*jumps on you and smothers your face in it* take that!